Congrats, Hellburner!
And BoberFett, STFU! That doesn't come until AFTER the initiation rites - specifically, between "Bobbing for French Fries" and the recitation of the 40 verses of "Eliteness, Eliteness, My Status Be Such Sweetness". Sheesh, some people have short memories. 😉
edit: removed reference to Speedtyping With Your Nose competition.