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thermalpaste

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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil.



Devil: Why so glum, chum?



Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell



Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun here. You a drinkin' man?



Guy: Sure. I love to drink



Devil: Well, you're gonna love Mondays. On Mondays all we do is drink Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.



Guy: Gee.. that's sounds great



Devil: You a smoker?



Guy: You better believe it



Devil:Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. On Tuesdays, you get to smoke some of the world's finest cigars. If you get cancer-no biggie, you're dead, remember?



Guy: Wow. That's awesome



Devil: I bet you like to gamble



Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do



Devil: Wednesdays, you get to gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. And if you go bankrupt, well, you're dead.



Devil: You into drugs?



Guy: Are you kidding? I love drugs. You don't mean...



Devil: That's right. Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want

and if you overdose, who cares? You're dead. O.D.!!



Guy: Yowza!! I never realised hell was such a swinging place!



Devil: You gay?



Guy: No...



Devil: Ooooh.. you're gonna hate Fridays...
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I like it...but what does thermalpaste have to do with the joke? :/
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Devil: You gay?



Guy: No...



Devil: Ooooh.. you're gonna hate Fridays...
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Hrmm... Guess they found a better deal on Thermalpaste than KY. 😱 😛

(aside from the obvious that it's the OP's nick)
 
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