One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil.
Devil: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell
Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun here. You a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure. I love to drink
Devil: Well, you're gonna love Mondays. On Mondays all we do is drink Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee.. that's sounds great
Devil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it
Devil:Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. On Tuesdays, you get to smoke some of the world's finest cigars. If you get cancer-no biggie, you're dead, remember?
Guy: Wow. That's awesome
Devil: I bet you like to gamble
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do
Devil: Wednesdays, you get to gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. And if you go bankrupt, well, you're dead.
Devil: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? I love drugs. You don't mean...
Devil: That's right. Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want
and if you overdose, who cares? You're dead. O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza!! I never realised hell was such a swinging place!
Devil: You gay?
Guy: No...
Devil: Ooooh.. you're gonna hate Fridays...
Devil: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell
Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun here. You a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure. I love to drink
Devil: Well, you're gonna love Mondays. On Mondays all we do is drink Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee.. that's sounds great
Devil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it
Devil:Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. On Tuesdays, you get to smoke some of the world's finest cigars. If you get cancer-no biggie, you're dead, remember?
Guy: Wow. That's awesome
Devil: I bet you like to gamble
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do
Devil: Wednesdays, you get to gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. And if you go bankrupt, well, you're dead.
Devil: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? I love drugs. You don't mean...
Devil: That's right. Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want
and if you overdose, who cares? You're dead. O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza!! I never realised hell was such a swinging place!
Devil: You gay?
Guy: No...
Devil: Ooooh.. you're gonna hate Fridays...
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