HELL YES!!! (A stolen Brutuskend TRUE STORY! ;) Ok so I lied! )

Brutuskend

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A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country.
He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read "$10,000 a minute."

Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.
The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in New York, Austin, Michigan, Chicago, Milwaukee, and all around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign.and got the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Scappoose, Oregon. Upon entering a church in this part of Oregon, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone.
But THIS time, the sign read, "Calls: 25 cents."
Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church, I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute... Your sign reads 25 cents a call.! Why?"

The pastor, smiling, replied, "Son , you're in Oregon now.
This is God's country...it's a local call."

OK so it's NOT a true story, just the GOD'S COUNTRY part! ;)
 

lukatmyshu

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More importantly .... what kind of Idiot goes to San Francisco, works his way EAST past chicago and new York, and ends up in Oregon?
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: lukatmyshu
More importantly .... what kind of Idiot goes to San Francisco, works his way EAST past chicago and new York, and ends up in Oregon?

I think he was from Texas... :p
 

bunker

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You better start picking it up here Brutus or we're gonna ask to have that title under your name revoked ;) :p.
 

dr150

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To most of the world, God's country is India.

...But when God wants a hollerin' good time, he visits NYC baby! ;)
 

Dufman

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Originally posted by: lukatmyshu
More importantly .... what kind of Idiot goes to San Francisco, works his way EAST past chicago and new York, and ends up in Oregon?

i was wondering the same thing.
 

ViRGE

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
"Son , you're in Oregon now.
This is God's country...it's a local call."
You've had better jokes, but I'll give you props for the Oregon thing.:)