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Hell of a day...

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TruePaige

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So I was out of town on business recently, and had a big meeting involving distribution of the H1N1 nasal spray or whether we should wait for the inactivated shots to come out before putting too much stock into them. Well the day was growing late and lots of people had to catch flights back to their home offices.

We go to Applebees and grab a quick bite, a few of those appetizer samplers and a few beers and travel over to the airport. Luckily it was a low traffic day, or we might of missed our flight (lost a little time). Well I got onto the plane and was beat..maybe a little bit of the brew getting to me. Anyhow, I lay back, relax..take a good nap..next thing I hear is the voice of the stewardess and pretty soon I'm on the ground.

Get home, pull out my bag and turn on my laptop...I have a virus? I start clicking through the menus and I see the specs are displaying weird, so I run a full scan with my own program (wasn't working right on here..vista search didn't even bring it up), and remove it but still nothing...do a full reinstall of Windows..reload my programs..just about to go to bed when I close the lid and realize...this isn't even my damn laptop.
 
Originally posted by: TruePaige
So I was in Philly today, and had a big meeting involving distribution of the H1N1 nasal spray or whether we should wait for the inactivated shots to come out before putting too much stock into them. Well the day was growing late and lots of people had to catch flights back to their home offices.

We go to Applebees and grab a quick bite, a few of those appetizer samplers and a few beers and travel over to the airport. Luckily it was a low traffic day, or we might of missed our flight (lost a little time). Well I got onto the plane and was beat..maybe a little bit of the brew getting to me. Anyhow, I lay back, relax..take a good nap..next thing I hear is the voice of the stewardess and pretty soon I'm on the ground.

Get home, pull out my bag and turn on my laptop...I have a virus? I start clicking through the menus and I see the specs are displaying weird, so I run a full scan with my own program (wasn't working right on here..vista search didn't even bring it up), and remove it but still nothing...do a full reinstall of Windows..reload my programs..just about to go to bed when I close the lid and realize...this isn't even my damn laptop.
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Congrats! You're a moron! :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: TruePaige
So I was in Philly today, and had a big meeting involving distribution of the H1N1 nasal spray or whether we should wait for the inactivated shots to come out before putting too much stock into them. Well the day was growing late and lots of people had to catch flights back to their home offices.

We go to Applebees and grab a quick bite, a few of those appetizer samplers and a few beers and travel over to the airport. Luckily it was a low traffic day, or we might of missed our flight (lost a little time). Well I got onto the plane and was beat..maybe a little bit of the brew getting to me. Anyhow, I lay back, relax..take a good nap..next thing I hear is the voice of the stewardess and pretty soon I'm on the ground.

Get home, pull out my bag and turn on my laptop...I have a virus? I start clicking through the menus and I see the specs are displaying weird, so I run a full scan with my own program (wasn't working right on here..vista search didn't even bring it up), and remove it but still nothing...do a full reinstall of Windows..reload my programs..just about to go to bed when I close the lid and realize...this isn't even my damn laptop.
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Congrats! You're a moron! :thumbsup:
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But I got TWO flu shots. So forget you, buddy!
 
Originally posted by: TruePaige
So I was out of town on business recently, and had a big meeting involving distribution of the H1N1 nasal spray or whether we should wait for the inactivated shots to come out before putting too much stock into them. Well the day was growing late and lots of people had to catch flights back to their home offices.

We go to Applebees and grab a quick bite, a few of those appetizer samplers and a few beers and travel over to the airport. Luckily it was a low traffic day, or we might of missed our flight (lost a little time). Well I got onto the plane and was beat..maybe a little bit of the brew getting to me. Anyhow, I lay back, relax..take a good nap..next thing I hear is the voice of the stewardess and pretty soon I'm on the ground.

Get home, pull out my bag and turn on my laptop...I have a virus? I start clicking through the menus and I see the specs are displaying weird, so I run a full scan with my own program (wasn't working right on here..vista search didn't even bring it up), and remove it but still nothing...do a full reinstall of Windows..reload my programs..just about to go to bed when I close the lid and realize...this isn't even my damn laptop.
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You have the AIDS.. congrats.
 
Originally posted by: TruePaige
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: TruePaige
So I was in Philly today, and had a big meeting involving distribution of the H1N1 nasal spray or whether we should wait for the inactivated shots to come out before putting too much stock into them. Well the day was growing late and lots of people had to catch flights back to their home offices.

We go to Applebees and grab a quick bite, a few of those appetizer samplers and a few beers and travel over to the airport. Luckily it was a low traffic day, or we might of missed our flight (lost a little time). Well I got onto the plane and was beat..maybe a little bit of the brew getting to me. Anyhow, I lay back, relax..take a good nap..next thing I hear is the voice of the stewardess and pretty soon I'm on the ground.

Get home, pull out my bag and turn on my laptop...I have a virus? I start clicking through the menus and I see the specs are displaying weird, so I run a full scan with my own program (wasn't working right on here..vista search didn't even bring it up), and remove it but still nothing...do a full reinstall of Windows..reload my programs..just about to go to bed when I close the lid and realize...this isn't even my damn laptop.
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Congrats! You're a moron! :thumbsup:
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But I got TWO flu shots. So forget you, buddy!
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DOUBLE MORON? :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: TruePaige
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: TruePaige
So I was in Philly today, and had a big meeting involving distribution of the H1N1 nasal spray or whether we should wait for the inactivated shots to come out before putting too much stock into them. Well the day was growing late and lots of people had to catch flights back to their home offices.

We go to Applebees and grab a quick bite, a few of those appetizer samplers and a few beers and travel over to the airport. Luckily it was a low traffic day, or we might of missed our flight (lost a little time). Well I got onto the plane and was beat..maybe a little bit of the brew getting to me. Anyhow, I lay back, relax..take a good nap..next thing I hear is the voice of the stewardess and pretty soon I'm on the ground.

Get home, pull out my bag and turn on my laptop...I have a virus? I start clicking through the menus and I see the specs are displaying weird, so I run a full scan with my own program (wasn't working right on here..vista search didn't even bring it up), and remove it but still nothing...do a full reinstall of Windows..reload my programs..just about to go to bed when I close the lid and realize...this isn't even my damn laptop.
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Congrats! You're a moron! :thumbsup:
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But I got TWO flu shots. So forget you, buddy!
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Two? on the same day?
 
Originally posted by: AreaCode707
Awww, that sucks. Whose laptop is it, do you know?
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i guess it was a parrot tea. if you haven't read every thread here you've missed it (like i have)

still wonder if he got two flu shots or if that's part of the joke.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: AreaCode707
Awww, that sucks. Whose laptop is it, do you know?
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i guess it was a parrot tea. if you haven't read every thread here you've missed it (like i have)

still wonder if he got two flu shots or if that's part of the joke.
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Ah, oh well. I'm still working so my ATOT-fu isn't what it should be.
 
Thanks. 🙂

I know, not everyone finds that funny..but someone needed to do it, and the guy who wanted to went to bed so..I dedicate this to him.

Also..flu shots..read this other thread on here..somewhere..>.>
 
Originally posted by: TruePaige
Thanks. 🙂

I know, not everyone finds that funny..but someone needed to do it, and the guy who wanted to went to bed so..I dedicate this to him.

Also..flu shots..read this other thread on here..somewhere..>.>
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yep, read them both and i'm up to speed now 😉
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: TruePaige
Thanks. 🙂

I know, not everyone finds that funny..but someone needed to do it, and the guy who wanted to went to bed so..I dedicate this to him.

Also..flu shots..read this other thread on here..somewhere..>.>
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yep, read them both and i'm up to speed now 😉
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:beer:

(Oh wait, if we take a beer break we won't know what's going on here..)

:beer: in an airport lounge! 😀
 
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