Hell Freezes Over

[Jeff7]

Hah, and people in the Porn thread said that there was no need to store porn on local hard drives!

Ok, so let's see, loli is banned. Workaround:
"I'm 18, but I'm using a holographic projector to generate a fake image of what could possibly be a much younger person."

Rape is banned. Workaround:
"Oh god no, don't rape me. (Even though I consent to it.) No!"


Pregnancy, conception, and pregnant women? Wat.

Student council. Um. Yeah. That's the kind of porn everyone is after. Just so long as school administration porn is acceptable, I'll get by.

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Skeeedunt
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... that doesn't include tentacles does it?

That depends. Is there pubic hair involved?

Or nipples - you'll poke your eye out!