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hehehe YABJ...no not BJ!!! it's a YABJ!!! wut u thinkign!?

DanTMWTMP

DanTMWTMP

Lifer
yes!! YET ANOTHER BLONDE JOKE!! ..man...sheesh..last time i said that w/o explaining what "YABJ" stood for....all hell broke loose 😛 :Q

hehe i knw some of you heard of this b4...

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This morning I was getting into an elevator. As I entered, a blonde already inside greeted me by saying, "T - G - I - F."

I smiled at her and replied, "S - H - I - T."

She looked at me, puzzled, and said again, "T - G - I - F."

I acknowledged her remark once more by answering, "S - H - I - T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said to me as sweetly as possibly, "T - G - I - F" one more time.

Then I smiled back at her and once again replied with a quizzical statement, "S - H - I - T."

The blonde, finally deciding to explain, said, "T - G - I - F, = Thank Goodness It's Friday.....get it?"



I answered back, "S - H - I - T... Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday!"
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EDIT: SP
 
So theres this blonde driving in a brand new BMW M5 and she cuts off a semi truck. The truck driver signals for her to pull over and since shes blonde she does. The truck driver pulls out a crow bar and a piece of chalk. She steps out of her car and he instructs her to stand in the circle he made with the chalk or else. So she steps in the circle and he starts bashing her brand new car with his crowbar. She starts laughing, so he bashes more. She laughs more. So he just goes all out and destroys the whole thing. Rips all the leather interior pops the hood and just turns the M5 into a POS. In the meantime the blonde is on the gorund rolling in laughter. Finally the truck driver throws his crow bar to the ground and screams "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? I JUST TOTALLED YOUR CAR! WHATS SO FVCKING FUNNY? She replies "while you werent looking i stepped out of the circle 6 times"

-Xionide
 
Originally posted by: Xionide
So theres this blonde driving in a brand new BMW M5 and she cuts off a semi truck. The truck driver signals for her to pull over and since shes blonde she does. The truck driver pulls out a crow bar and a piece of chalk. She steps out of her car and he instructs her to stand in the circle he made with the chalk or else. So she steps in the circle and he starts bashing her brand new car with his crowbar. She starts laughing, so he bashes more. She laughs more. So he just goes all out and destroys the whole thing. Rips all the leather interior pops the hood and just turns the M5 into a POS. In the meantime the blonde is on the gorund rolling in laughter. Finally the truck driver throws his crow bar to the ground and screams "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? I JUST TOTALLED YOUR CAR! WHATS SO FVCKING FUNNY? She replies "while you werent looking i stepped out of the circle 6 times"

-Xionide
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HAHAHAHA ...man.....soo creative.....who makes these?!
 
Originally posted by: Xionide
So theres this blonde driving in a brand new BMW M5 and she cuts off a semi truck. The truck driver signals for her to pull over and since shes blonde she does. The truck driver pulls out a crow bar and a piece of chalk. She steps out of her car and he instructs her to stand in the circle he made with the chalk or else. So she steps in the circle and he starts bashing her brand new car with his crowbar. She starts laughing, so he bashes more. She laughs more. So he just goes all out and destroys the whole thing. Rips all the leather interior pops the hood and just turns the M5 into a POS. In the meantime the blonde is on the gorund rolling in laughter. Finally the truck driver throws his crow bar to the ground and screams "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? I JUST TOTALLED YOUR CAR! WHATS SO FVCKING FUNNY? She replies "while you werent looking i stepped out of the circle 6 times"

-Xionide
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😀
 
How do you keep a blond intern busy for 24 hours?

Put her in the Oval Office and tell her to stand in the corner.
 
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