Indian Legend
This is the story of Onestone the Indian Brave. This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.
After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked & said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around & nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot & said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her & took her deep into the forest. There he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion (& he was a bit winded himself). The word got around that Onestone meant business.
Years went by & a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after many years away. Yellow Bird was Blue Bird's cousin & was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone (not knowing blue Bird's fate), hugged him & said, "Good to see you Onestone."
Onestone grimaced, grabbed her & took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of the story?
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You can't kill two birds with one stone
This is the story of Onestone the Indian Brave. This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.
After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked & said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around & nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot & said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her & took her deep into the forest. There he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion (& he was a bit winded himself). The word got around that Onestone meant business.
Years went by & a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after many years away. Yellow Bird was Blue Bird's cousin & was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone (not knowing blue Bird's fate), hugged him & said, "Good to see you Onestone."
Onestone grimaced, grabbed her & took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of the story?
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You'll love this!
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You can't kill two birds with one stone
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