Hehe, my favorite quotes from Cliff Yablonski Hates You...

[Orsorum]

Hee hee, I had a fun early afternoon reading these quotes. They're funny only because they're people I don't know.

This site...


"Mmmmmm! You taste like BALD!"
DO I HAVE ANY UGLY TRAPPED IN MY TEETH?!?
Oh thank God, the Nuclear Nipple Butter Fairy is here.
Oh look, it's a tattooed fetus with glasses, how lovely.

That's all...

 

[yakko]

We go through Cliff's site at work because those are the people calling in.

 

[murphy55d]

This site is not updated enough. I absolutely love it.

 

[Triumph]

So much more humour at the rest of SA. Check out their Photoshop Phridays, those guys make the funniest photoshops I've ever seen.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Yes, Cliff is teh funnay. SA is one of the best sites around.



<< I was the bartender that night at their prom. The only drink I served was Molotov cocktails. >>

 

[PsychoAndy]

<< We go through Cliff's site at work because those are the people calling in. >>



Well, its AOHELL.......what do you expect.

 

[jobberd]

one of my favourites: Reggie Henderson. His superpower is being so goddamn ugly that it looks like he's being dragged through a wind tunnel by angry horses. Hopefully that sh*t isn't an airborn virus I can catch when I'm introducing my crowbar to each and every one of this fat meatskull's ribs.

 

[Emos]

Every Fall the mysterious Flabfish swims upstream to mate. As you can probably guess, there's only one of these left in existence, and in this picture he's about to displace about 500,000 gallons of water.