- Oct 9, 1999
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53 weeks ago . . .
Dad: Hey, son, I need a printer. How good are HPs?
Me: They're mostly plastic and they fall apart pretty quickly. Buy a Xerox.
Dad: You're just saying that cause you work for them.
Me: Uh, ok, but if your Xerox printer breaks I can fix it for you.
Dad: Ehhh. (goes and buys an HP)
Today:
Dad: My HP printer won't work! And the warranty was only one year!
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ahem. Told you so.
Dad: Hey, son, I need a printer. How good are HPs?
Me: They're mostly plastic and they fall apart pretty quickly. Buy a Xerox.
Dad: You're just saying that cause you work for them.
Me: Uh, ok, but if your Xerox printer breaks I can fix it for you.
Dad: Ehhh. (goes and buys an HP)
Today:
Dad: My HP printer won't work! And the warranty was only one year!
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ahem. Told you so.