hehe, corny blond joke :)

ThisIsMatt

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This blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she
peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor
home!
I've won a motor home!" The waitress says, "That's
impossible.
The biggest prize is a mini-van." But the blonde keeps
screaming,
"I've won a motor home!  I've won a motor home."
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm
sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have
won a motor home because we didn't have that as a
prize!" The blonde says, "No it's not
mistake.I'vewon a motor home!"  And she hands the
ticket to the manager and he reads.





WIN A BAGEL
 

Spoooon

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That is corny.

A blonde and a brunette are walking in the woods when they come upon some tracks. Curious, they decide to follow them. Along the way, they argue about what kind of tracks they are. The blonde insists that they are deer tracks. The brunette that it's a bear they're following. They look up just before the train hits them.

heh
 

How do you know if a blonde has been on your PC ?

There's white out on the screen.

How do you know there were two blondes on your PC ?

There's writing over the white out ;)
 

cmdavid

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how do you know if a blonde's been at your computer??


there's lipstick on the JOYSTICK!!!

hehe