Hehe, best comeback line EVAR

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Brutuskend

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Do you have one of those friends that just talk CONSTANTLY, one of those people that just LOVE the sound of their own voice? (Or maybe you're married to someone like that?)

Well, next time they tell you some bit of information for the umpteenth time, tell them "You just told me that five minutes ago. If YOU don't listen to you, why do you expect ME to listen to you!?"
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DarkManXY2G

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That is a good one. ALthough I dont know about saying that to the GF/Wife, you may end up with your foot in your mouth.
 
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xirtam

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Or how about...

If you're going to put a word in all caps, at least spell it right.

;)
 
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HomeBrewerDude

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hehe My wife has redundant informtion streams, but I figure when I get old and senile (err... older and more senile) I will really appreciate that trait in her.
 
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KC5AV

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Originally posted by: DarkManXY2G
That is a good one. ALthough I dont know about saying that to the GF/Wife, you may end up with your foot in your mouth.
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Or theirs...
 
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Migroo

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Might have to use that on my Mum... but I dont know how I'll get on.

If I dont post, you'll know why.
 
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'Oh, yeah? Well the Jerk store called, and they said they're running out of you!!'

-George Costanza

-silver
 
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Migroo

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LOL, thanks.. during dinner she always goes on and on and on and on and.. (ad infinium)
 
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xirtam

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Originally posted by: edmicman
'Your mom' is always a good comeback line.
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Used to be before I moved in with my current roommate. His mom passed away a few years ago. You try that line on him, he'll knock you out before you close your lips on the second 'm'.
 
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This is the best comeback ever


Lady Astor is reputed to have said to Winston Churchill, 'If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee,' to which Churchill replied, 'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'
 
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Originally posted by: Haircut
This is the best comeback ever


Lady Astor is reputed to have said to Winston Churchill, 'If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee,' to which Churchill replied, 'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'
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That IS a good one!
 
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Brutuskend

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Haircut
This is the best comeback ever


Lady Astor is reputed to have said to Winston Churchill, 'If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee,' to which Churchill replied, 'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'
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That IS a good one!
 
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