Heh

[HannibalX]

The CIA, the FBI, and the LAPD are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

 

[theflyingpig]

The US government takes pleasure in slaughtering innocents. I support this, as long as it is not me on the receiving end.

 

[HannibalX]

Thank you, Mr. Buzz Killington.

 

[Newbian]

Was the bear a black bear?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Was the bear a black bear?

Racist!

 

[yh125d]

Pot, kettle, etc.

 

[Mr Pickles]

... Chicago PD goes into the forest. 6 hours later the Chicago PD shows up and apologizes to the President for being late. Confused, the President tells them that some of their men are already in the forest. Then this kid comes out of the forest with the rabbit in hand, wipes his hands, and leaves with a smile on his face.