LOL, reminds me of a big college party i went with some friends.
(my english is crap, so don't flame me about the spelling) so we were talking about what would happen if a guy came up saying "that's my girlfriend you're staring at. fvck off."my take was "goddamnit!!!! there are about 5000 girls here. i'm looking at thousands here. you should take it as a compliment. your girl is gorgeous. are you like jelaus or insecure or something?"
well a half an hour later i'm out to take a leak, one of my friends in the meantime goes to the bar. when i came back he was LHAO (laughing his...). so the story went like this: he went to the bar and saw that gorgeous girl. shortly later a guy shows up saying it was his g/f and told my friend to fvck off. his reply... you geussed it: "goddamnit!!! etc". well the guy exused his behaviour and told my friend, that he's having a hard time with his g/f flirting with other guys. in the end he bought my friend a drink and excused himself again.