Heh, some guy tried to punk me at CompUSA today.

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So one of the keyboards on a PC at work fails. I go out to CompUSA to get a new one and while I'm there I decide to roam around a bit. I'm walking down an aisle and I see a cute Korean girl there looking at mice. She looks at me and smiles a bit, so I just casually say "Hi." She then asks me about the mice so I stop and help her out. So I make some small talk, blah blah blah. Then her boyfriend comes up and the conversation goes something like this:

Him: That's my G/F man, back off asswipe.
Me: Take it easy man, I'm just helping her out.
Him: Whatever, fsck off. (more profanity after this)
Me: You better watch how you talk to strangers cuz one of these days you're gonna get your ass kicked running your mouth like that.

At this point he grabs his G/F by the arm and drags her away. Ah well, some excitement in an otherwise boring day.

 

[MistaTastyCakes]

Hooray for idle threats of physical violence!

 

[Angrymarshmello]

lol. How big are you and how big was he?

 

[BmXStuD]

cool

 

[narzy]

shoulda reached around to the swell of your back saying that...he woulda crapped himself hehe...(I AM SO JUST KIDDING!)

 

[Banana]

I doubt that this is the first time for them--Wonder if she baits guys to get her BF to react angrily. You didn't challenge him to a duel?

 

[Joyride]

To bad the kid wasn't an employee. Coulda gotten his ass fired

 

He == with girl.
You == sans girl.

 

[Dragnov]

Kkangh - peh.

I have no idea how to spell it in English.

 

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I wasn't really threatening him (I didn't say it in an angry tone), just giving him some advice. I'm usually pretty passive, but when someone comes up to me and starts cussing me out I don't back down.

Anyways, I'm like 6-2 and I'd say he was about 5-9. I'm not buff by any means, but neither was he.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: SammySon
He == with girl.
You == sans girl.

He==dumbass who's going to get his ass whipped one of these days
Atom==Wise man

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: SammySon
He == with girl.
You == sans girl.

He==dumbass who's going to get his ass whipped one of these days
Atom==Wise man
yu0==0wn3d

You left one out the first time.

- M4H

 

[Lager]

Why can't we be friends?

 

He==dumbass who's going to get his ass whipped one of these days
Atom==Wise man

Stating the obvious doesn't make you wise.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: SammySon

He==dumbass who's going to get his ass whipped one of these days
Atom==Wise man

Stating the obvious doesn't make you wise.

It was a joke, O Clueless One.

 

It was a joke, O Clueless One.

Isn't everything on this forum a joke?

When multiple layers of humor get used by the incompetant, lines are blurred.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: SammySon

It was a joke, O Clueless One.

Isn't everything on this forum a joke?

When multiple layers of humor get used by the incompetant, lines are blurred.

Riiiiiight. "Multiple layers of humor get used by the incompetant?" I'm guessing you're trying to flame me, but your meaning got lost somewhere along the way, along with your spelling. Guess I must be "incompetant".

 

[EvilYoda]

Good for you, standing up for yourself...I'm usually of such a gentle nature that I probably wouldn't have known what to do for a few seconds, and then gone straight to bashing him over the head with a keyboard.

I gotta work on that temper.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Good for you, standing up for yourself...I'm usually of such a gentle nature that I probably wouldn't have known what to do for a few seconds, and then gone straight to bashing him over the head with a keyboard.

I gotta work on that temper.

Him: "Hey, buddy, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
You: *pause*
Him: "C'mon, wu *keyboard crashes over head*

 

[HappyPuppy]

Little boys talk, men act. 'nuff said, pussy.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Little boys talk, men act. 'nuff said, pussy.

Unfortunately, this is the real world, where if he HAD taken a swing at the other guy, Atom would have probably been the one who got hauled off to jail for assault, then sued for mental trauma by that dipsh!t.

 

[Tab]

I would have kicked his ass

 

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Little boys talk, men act. 'nuff said, pussy.

So what should I have done when he turned and walked away. Cold cocked him with a keyboard?

You don't happen to be related to the family in this post do you?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Little boys talk, men act. 'nuff said, pussy.

Exactly. The little boy (Mr Big Tough I Wanna Protect My Girlfriend) talked.
Atom acted by standing his ground and not being a little bitch.

Not a bad outcome. But next time, provoke the other guy enough to take a swing.
Then pull the EvilYoda special - the ol' Microsoft Natural upside the head.

- M4H

 

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Little boys talk, men act. 'nuff said, pussy.

Exactly. The little boy (Mr Big Tough I Wanna Protect My Girlfriend) talked.
Atom acted by standing his ground and not being a little bitch.

Not a bad outcome. But next time, provoke the other guy enough to take a swing.
Then pull the EvilYoda special - the ol' Microsoft Natural upside the head.

- M4H

Make sure there are at least 2 witnesses to HIM throwing the first punch.

That way, anything you do to him, short of killing him, will be "on the house," so to speak.