Heh. My wife is kind of naive

[bernse]

Talked to her this afternoon. I told her when I get home from work I want to make her face looked like a glazed donut.

She had no idea what I was talking about.

 

[Platypus]

Great thread.

 

She probably thought you wanted to stick her head in a deep fryer and coat it with sugary goodness.

:thumbsup:

 

[eigen]

I already made her ass look like an eclair earlier....

 

[Eli]

You just didn't give her enough *hint hint nudge nudge*.

It's all in the voice.. lol

 

[JoeKing]

tell her you'll give her a pearl necklace instead...

 

[ggavinmoss]

Jesus, did the middle school let out early today?

-geoff

 

[andylawcc]

should give her a pearl neckless instead.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
tell her you'll give her a pearl necklace instead...

Hi-Five

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Jesus, did the middle school let out early today?

-geoff

see the two posts above this one

 

[StageLeft]

Tell her you want to make it look like Uday Hussein's face.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: jumpr
She probably thought you wanted to stick her head in a deep fryer and coat it with sugary goodness.

:thumbsup:

What else could he mean?

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: JoeKing
tell her you'll give her a pearl necklace instead...

Hi-Five

alriggggghhht


giggidy

 

[cherrytwist]

My wife would have kicked me in the nads for saying that.

(well, no. But she would have considered it.)

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Jesus, did the middle school let out early today?

-geoff

Jesus: No, but I thought it was funny.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
My wife would have kicked me in the nads for saying that.

(well, no. But she would have considered it.)

is she cold and prudish.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: jumpr
She probably thought you wanted to stick her head in a deep fryer and coat it with sugary goodness.

:thumbsup:

What else could he mean?

up shut mother fvcker

 

[Cattlegod]

tell her you want to give her a hot carl.

 

[cherrytwist]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
My wife would have kicked me in the nads for saying that.

(well, no. But she would have considered it.)

is she cold and prudish.

No, she's the independent, self respecting type

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
My wife would have kicked me in the nads for saying that.

(well, no. But she would have considered it.)

is she cold and prudish.

No, she's the independent, self respecting type

Whats that got to do with fvcking?

 

[nakedfrog]

Pics?

 

[angedinoir]

*Boggle* :Q

*Googles for it*


Glazed Donut (See Def 3)

Pearl Necklace

That's fvckig sick, not sure why you enjoy it...? :Q

 

[dc]

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: JoeKing
tell her you'll give her a pearl necklace instead...

Hi-Five

damn fobs.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: bernse
My wife is kind of naive

Well, she did marry a moron.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Pics?

yes, op pics of wife now.


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