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heh... i tried to sing Ashley Simpson's "pieces of me" over the phone...

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well, my friend wanted me to recommended him some teeny-poppish song for him to download, so I told him Hilary Duff's Fly, Ashley Simpson's Shadow and Pieces of me. He said he never heard of it, which I am sure he did, so I sang part of it to remind him....

it was the absolutely most hilarious moment in telecommunication history when I try to sing the chorus...
 
on a monday, i am waaaaiting
on a tuesday, i am faaaaaading
on a wednesday, i...can't...sleep.....

when the phone rings, i hear you
in the darkness, there's a clear view
of your willie next to me....

oooooooooh it happened all so faasssst
by the time i catch my breath, i hope it lassssssssssts

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH....
repeat x 2
 
Originally posted by: kyparrish
on a monday, i am waaaaiting
on a tuesday, i am faaaaaading
on a wednesday, i...can't...sleep.....

when the phone rings, i hear you
in the darkness, there's a clear view
of your willie next to me....

oooooooooh it happened all so faasssst
by the time i catch my breath, i hope it lassssssssssts

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH....
repeat x 2
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Ah, mine ears! :thumbsdown::thumbsdown:
 
Their dad (Jessica and Ashlee's dad) is a goddamn genius. Make Jessica a star was easy, since she's hot. But making Ashlee into a star? Now THAT took some brains.
 
Originally posted by: kyparrish
on a monday, i am waaaaiting
on a tuesday, i am faaaaaading
on a wednesday, i...can't...sleep.....

when the phone rings, i hear you
in the darkness, there's a clear view
of your willie next to me....

oooooooooh it happened all so faasssst
by the time i catch my breath, i hope it lassssssssssts

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH....
repeat x 2
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didn't you fell into some arms too?
 
Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Their dad (Jessica and Ashlee's dad) is a goddamn genius. Make Jessica a star was easy, since she's hot. But making Ashlee into a star? Now THAT took some brains.
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Very true. Ashlee and her dad took the smart angle. They said, "we'll make Jessica the hot dizzy blonde and get her popular. Once she is popular Ashlee can ride her coat tails and be sort of the bizzaro Jessica and dye her hair black and be sort of a punk."

Ashlee is fugly
 
Originally posted by: kyparrish
on a monday, i am waaaaiting
on a tuesday, i am faaaaaading
on a wednesday, i...can't...sleep.....

when the phone rings, i hear you
in the darkness, there's a clear view
of your willie next to me....

oooooooooh it happened all so faasssst
by the time i catch my breath, i hope it lassssssssssts

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH....
repeat x 2
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Dam, those lyrics are worse than

"I got my head checked by a jumbo jet..."
 
Originally posted by: welst10
Originally posted by: rh71
at least it wasn't Avril Lavigne. I can't stand her lyrics... it makes me laugh.
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yea, Ashlee Simpson > Avril Lavigue.
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I don't know if this is the case... maybe Ashley doesn't write her own lyrics. But I wish Avril didn't either...
 
Originally posted by: calvinbiss
does it really say "willy"??
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no i was just messing around with the lyrics (20 on 20 on XM Radio plays that song constantly) and threw a willie in there for good measure...

and no I don't like the song or listen to it on purpose!!!
 
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