Heh, heh, I just had a thought...

[HappyPuppy]

We have a huge problem with illegal immigration from Mexico. The illegals, while providing cheap labor, are using all of our public services and creating an intolerable burden on the legal residents of the U.S.

We have another group that is already here and costing us billions that we can't afford, the homeless.

My proposal is that for every illegal that we catch here we let him/her stay and legalize them but, in return, we send one of our drug addicted/alcoholic/nutcase homeless people to Mexico and let them take care of their needs.

It seems to be an equitable solution to the problem. We get people who are willing to work their asses off and want to be here legally and we get rid of a bunch of worthless bums, refuse on the human garbage heap, in return.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

:beer::beer:

- M4H

 

[ElFenix]

make them into pit slaves when i pave the earth

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
:beer::beer:

- M4H

 

[alkemyst]

drive through the labor pool corner with a steamroller at 5:30am.

 

[HappyPuppy]

WOOT!!! I actually got some positive reactions.

Thanks, I thought the liberal bleeding heart types would flame me.

Ahhh, feels better with the flamesuit off. :beer:

 

[TreyRandom]

I say we feed them to the hungry.

(For those with malfunctioning senses of humor: jooooooooke... )

 

[thomsbrain]

i had a whole response to this typed out, but then i decided that you don't even deserve to be set straight. die.

 

[TitanDiddly]

:beer:?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
i had a whole response to this typed out, but then i decided that you don't even deserve to be set straight. die.

Why do you say that? If I die my tax burden will be added to yours. Do you like paying taxes to support people who shouldn't be here and worthless POS that would be just as well off on the streets of Mexico City?



:roll:

 

[StageLeft]

I saw a bum the other day asking for money and thought "If an illegal from Mexico without an SSN can get some job and manage to not beg for money why can't this bum?"

 

[Orsorum]

An interesting proposal, to say the least.

 

[Yossarian]

if you ran for office on this platform, I'd vote for you.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
An interesting proposal, to say the least.

I never claimed my idea was perfect. I am willing to have a committee work out the obscure details. After all,nothing can be done in the U.S. without it going to a committee.

 

[Atomicus]

So we send back non-citizenshipped hobos right?

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

I prefer napalm myself.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
So we send back non-citizenshipped hobos right?

No, we deport POS worthless humanoids who may be citizens in exchange for people who are willing to work.

 

[Turin39789]

Already been thought of

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Turin39789
Already been thought of

Geez, who in their right mind would want to eat a disease ridden homeless person. It is far better that we get fresh, clean meat from Mexico to feast on.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Orsorum
An interesting proposal, to say the least.

I never claimed my idea was perfect. I am willing to have a committee work out the obscure details. After all,nothing can be done in the U.S. without it going to a committee.

I volunteer to chair that committee.

 

[BullyCanadian]

would u americans mind us canadians sending our bums over and you guys send them to mexico too?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Orsorum
An interesting proposal, to say the least.

I never claimed my idea was perfect. I am willing to have a committee work out the obscure details. After all,nothing can be done in the U.S. without it going to a committee.

I volunteer to chair that committee.

Cool. Would you mind offing a few healthy looking humans on the way over to the house? Some fresh meat would be good before beginning the meeting. :roll:

 

[imported_FishTaco]

There's a few problems with your plan. If we legalize illegal aliens, then all those companies that use them as migrant farm workers/day laborers would have to pay them minimum wage. Thus they would lose their appeal as a work force.

I'm not saying anything about your idea of sending the homeless to Mexico, because the reality is there is no reason for Mexico to take them, so why would they? Plus how would you get the homeless to leave? Would you give the government the power to decide which citizens it can deport to Mexico? Would the homeless sent to Mexico be stripped of their U.S. citizenship? Would they be able to return as legalized illegal aliens?

Sorry, even if you over look the moral problems of this plan, there's just too many practical problems for this plan to work. No committee is going to be able to fix this plan.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
would u americans mind us canadians sending our bums over and you guys send them to mexico too?

Just start exporting 100% of your pot to Mexico, they'll go there on their own.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

The spiciness of your solution cannot be surmounted.