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Heh...dancing question...

JohnCU

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Why do you (specifically guys) do when you get...*aroused* while slow dancing? Duct tape? Just asking cause this makes for awkwardness at the prom.😉
 
I would assume you mean "What do you do...."
Not
"Why do you do..."

Anyways.... you pop when slow dancing? DRINK ALCHOL!!! IT WILL MAKE LITTLE JOHN MORE LITTLE!!

No, I dont promote underage drinking...
Duct Tape would hurt!
Think of baseball or something...

EDIT: Unload the gun before you go! Unload it twice so your shooting blanks.
 
It's called "self-control" - try learning some.
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Slow dancing shouldn't cause any problems to pop up. Dirty dancing & grinding on the other hand, well ... that's a different story. 😛

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
EDIT: Unload the gun before you go! Unload it twice so your shooting blanks.

But if he happens to ... uh ... "go to the firing range" post-dance, he'll not only be "out of ammo", but won't even have a "spare clip".

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
It's called "self-control" - try learning some.
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Slow dancing shouldn't cause any problems to pop up. Dirty dancing & grinding on the other hand, well ... that's a different story. 😛

- M4H

Mercenary's got it. Self-control. Discipline.
 
point it 'up' before going ot the prom. that way when willy gets stiff it nobody will notice and he will get small again fast.
 
Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
point it 'up' before going ot the prom. that way when willy gets stiff it nobody will notice and he will get small again fast.

😕
 
Originally posted by: mpitts
I wouldn't do anything.

Poke her leg with it once or twice and smile suggestively.

hehe...On a more serious note, guys wearing speedos to resrict themselves is not entirely uncommon. I've never really had the problem of getting aroused while dancing. It's all about the self-control, and not thinking about how suggestive what you're doing really is.
 
Originally posted by: nater
Originally posted by: mpitts
I wouldn't do anything.

Poke her leg with it once or twice and smile suggestively.

hehe...On a more serious note, guys wearing speedos to resrict themselves is not entirely uncommon. I've never really had the problem of getting aroused while dancing. It's all about the self-control, and not thinking about how suggestive what you're doing really is.

And maybe it's just me, but I never really worried about it... now, or when I was in high school dancing with girls.
 
Originally posted by: nater
It's all about the self-control, and not thinking about how suggestive what you're doing really is.

I agree on the self-control - but again, what the hell is so "suggestive" about slow dancing?

- M4H
 
I don't know how this happens with slow dancing, i mean your not actually really touching. Unless it bridges the gap. ANYWAYS. . .

grinding is a different story. . .its social sometimes for that to happen and can be somewhat arrousing whatever. . .

shoot the gun prior once to clear your head. It helps.

-stebe
 
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