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daveymark

Lifer
I never knew there was a name for it. I was caught red handed doing this today at blockbuster video, the blockbuster girl called me out on it
 
this needs a visual, i have no idea what you are talking about. Personally, I have exceptional control of my bowels.
 
Originally posted by: Leros
this needs a visual, i have no idea what you are talking about. Personally, I have exceptional control of my bowels.
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ditto, I've never felt the need to do what the OP described
 
I know exactly what you're talking about. Man, getting called out on it would suck royally...
 
Originally posted by: daveymark
I never knew there was a name for it. I was caught red handed doing this today at blockbuster video, the blockbuster girl called me out on it
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I don't know about you but I just squeeze my cheeks.
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: daveymark
I never knew there was a name for it. I was caught red handed doing this today at blockbuster video, the blockbuster girl called me out on it
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I don't know about you but I just squeeze my cheeks.
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sometimes the turtle head wins that little battle
 
Originally posted by: igowerf
If you need to go #2, why would you stoop down? Wouldn't that just make it worse?
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That's the first thing I was thinking.

The second thing I was thinking was, "How fvcking tight are the pants that you're wearing that this Blockbuster girl can witness your clenched cheeks holding in the number two while you're bending down?" Do you have 2% body fat? Did you tell her beforehand that you had to take a crap? Was she waiting for it? If so, wow. Maybe you two were meant for each other.
 
WTF?????!!! Serious....WTF? You have to sh!t and it is that obvious that some chick notices? WTF, man? Get a life.

And.. I have never had to sh!t so bad that I bend over. Why in the hell would you bend over to stop from ******!ing yourself?? I am lost here. Sounds more like you got probs, bro....and then to post that crap here... "shakes head"....You don't have many friends, do you?

Obvious BULLSH!T story. OP just needs some attention tonight.
 
Squatting is the most natural position to poop in. If I had a strong urge to go, and I squatted, it would probably release itself.

If I'm rosebudding, I just have to stop walking and stand still.
 
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: igowerf
If you need to go #2, why would you stoop down? Wouldn't that just make it worse?
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That's the first thing I was thinking.

The second thing I was thinking was, "How fvcking tight are the pants that you're wearing that this Blockbuster girl can witness your clenched cheeks holding in the number two while you're bending down?" Do you have 2% body fat? Did you tell her beforehand that you had to take a crap? Was she waiting for it? If so, wow. Maybe you two were meant for each other.
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before commencing the position, I asked her where the restroom was. she called me out on it jokingly, I never admitted it. I then had a nervous discussion with her on how I'd never heard of that term before.

 
Originally posted by: daveymark
I never knew there was a name for it. I was caught red handed doing this today at blockbuster video, the blockbuster girl called me out on it
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Sorry to hear you have trouble controling your bodily functions so much. When do you graduate from kindergarten?
 
Originally posted by: wazzledoozle
Squatting is the most natural position to poop in. If I had a strong urge to go, and I squatted, it would probably release itself.

If I'm rosebudding, I just have to stop walking and stand still.
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