Hedgehog survives 40-degree wash

[MmmSkyscraper]

BBC News

im in ur washing machine, checkin out ur stains

 

[UnatcoAgent]

poor little guy

 

[clamum]

"She didn't seem disorientated, she was fine, and very clean with no parasites or anything of that nature on her."

No doubt.

 

[Marinski]

I thought this was about ron jeremy at first

 

[PingSpike]

Hedgehogs own so hard that its not even funny.

 

[Captante]

What exactly is a "soft release"?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Hedgehogs own so hard that its not even funny.

my friend has a hedgehog he named "knuckles"

he's cool for novelty/bragging rights, and great when new people come over

but christ, those things shit like a mother fucker. the thing shits, on his wheel. WHILE HE'S RUNNING. That thing shits like it has crohns disease. Goddamn, words cannot describe the copius amounts of shit that comes out of that creature.

 

[KMFJD]

Ron Jeremy?

 

[pontifex]

:music: The hedgehog can never be buggered at all! :music:

1.
You can ah heck the bear, if you do it with care,
in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
2.
If you're feeling quite coarse, you can ah heck the horse,
or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can ah heck the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to ah heck the pony is needlessly cruel.
3.
You can ah heck the ox (if you stand on a box)
And vulpologists say you can ah heck the fox,
You can ah heck the shrew, though it's awfully small--
but the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.
4.
Herptologists gasp you can ah heck the asp,
Entymologists claim you can ah heck the wasp.
If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
5.
And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo,
Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do,
You will need a large mattress upon which to fall--
but the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.
6.
You can ah heck the bees if your down on your knees,
You can ah heck the termites with terminal ease
you can ah heck the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too,
there's no end to the buggering that you can do.
7.
You can ah heck the cat if it isn't to fat
You can ah heck the rabbit you draw from your hat
You can ah heck the shark that you've chased in your yawl--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
8.
You can ah heck the ermine, and all other vermine,
like rats, mice, and roaches, if your not discernin'.
You can ah heck the dog, it will come when you call--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
9.
Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he
Avoids with great ease those who fancy his arse.
He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all--
And the would-be seducer leaves himin the grass
10.
If you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool,
Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool,
Catch a yeti, who lives in the snows of Nepal--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
11.
For the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes
Performed upon others of different shapes
Those who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
12.
It is said, if you try, you can ah heck the fly,
Or the swallow as it skims so skilfully by,
Use a noose or a net, or lime (if you've the gall)--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all
13.
You can ah heck the cow (I will not tell you how),
Or the boar, or the piglet, the shoat or the sow,
You can ah heck the ass as it stands in the stall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
14.
You can order or shoo 'im, or run a knife through 'im
The one thing you cannot do is stick it to 'im.
If you try to seduce 'im, you'll end in a fix,
His prickles defend him against rampant pricks.
15.
You can ah heck the ram, you can ah heck the lamb,
You can ah heck the ewe, though the wether's a sham,
You can ah heck the tiger (it may caterwaul)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
16.
You can ah heck the seal, you can ah heck the eel,
You can ah heck the crab, though they say it can't feel,
You can ah heck the bat as the night casts its pall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
17.
You can ah heck the snake (hold it down with a rake),
Though to ah heck the quetzal may be a mistake.
You can ah heck the billy, the nanny the kid,
But to ah heck the hedeghog just cannot be did.
18.
You can ah heck the slug, though it messes the rug,
You can ah heck the different species of bug,
Or do it with a snail, if you slow to a crawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
19.
At the end of the day, when you've had your rough way
With all of those creatures, you'll just have to say
"That damned Erinaceous has been my downfall--"
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

 

[Xavier434]

Poor Hedgehog...

I had friend who had one and named him "Quillis".

 

[AMCRambler]

Must be a slow news day in the UK.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: clamum

"She didn't seem disorientated, she was fine, and very clean with no parasites or anything of that nature on her."

No doubt.

:laugh:

 

[nonameo]

lol, aquatic the hedgehog.

 

[Saint Michael]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Hedgehogs own so hard that its not even funny.

my friend has a hedgehog he named "knuckles"

he's cool for novelty/bragging rights, and great when new people come over

but christ, those things shit like a mother fucker. the thing shits, on his wheel. WHILE HE'S RUNNING. That thing shits like it has crohns disease. Goddamn, words cannot describe the copius amounts of shit that comes out of that creature.

Isn't Knuckles an echidna?