Heavenly Clocks... (funny stuff)

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Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in
front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall
of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved
twice, telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire
life."
Hillary asked, "Where's Bill's clock?"
"Bill's clock is in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling
fan."




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DesignDawg

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OK, then. fsck off, move on, and let other people who haven't ever heard it read it for the first time, troll-ass.

Ricky
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DesignDawg

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I thought it was pretty funny myself. Cute. Not a real thinking kind of joke. Just knee-jerk funny. :)

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Hehe. Nope. Not at all. I've said before, and I'll say again. I am the opposite of sensitive to anything people say on here. It doesn't affect my real life, so whenever I say stuff like that, you can be sure I'm LMAO while I'm typing it. There's something very amusing about bitchfully ripping someone's head off for neffing or saying somethign stupid. :)

Ricky
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Why don't you learn how to kiss my ass?
FSCK doing a search every time I want to post a thread.

Ricky
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<< Why don't you learn how to kiss my ass? >>

Because while I might have low standards they are not that low.