"Heater" hose from wrecked Enzo on ebay

Lotheron

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The story goes,"Enzo goes out of control while racing a McLaren 6:15am this morning on PCH". Estimated speed between 100 and 200mph, depending on the source. Enzo got airborne and struck power about 10 feet off the ground. No serious injuries.

They had picked up all the large pieces by the time I got there, but you know you want this 40cm length of 12.5mm hose marked 'Manuli - 9.02138/10 E1/13'. Looks like heater hose, but not sure. Perfect for wall mounting :).
Questions from bidders:

Q: so you picked up a piece of hose on the road after an accident. You're a bottom feeding piece of **** dude, get a life.
A: May I assume you're not planning to bid?

Q: Your a fraud. That is a tube worm that some dog pooped out.
A: Please see my 100% positive feedback, you lowlife :) Due to overwhelming demand, a public viewing of the item will be held the Starbuck's counter in...more

Q: That's not a heater hose, that's the guy's weiner. Once you own an Enzo, your member will morph it's own Ferrari part number. ...
A: While the length is impressive, I have been told girth is more important.

Q: Hi, are you willing to sell it at a Buy It Now price. I really don't want to lose the auction as I plan on building my own Enzo, buying 1 piece at a time.
A: Sorry, no 'Buy it Now'. I've paid eBay $2.50 and want to get my $$ worth. Good luck on your quest.

Q: is the cone seen on the right picture included with the hose? or is that an additional auction?
A: No Cones!
Well I guess it was a matter of time until this happened...
 

ni4ni

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LOL @ "May I assume you're not planning to bid?"
 
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Funny how mad these people get. Low life? I hardly feel sorry for the guy that crashed.
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: Acanthus
some douche will probably buy that hose for $800.
some Enzo-owning douche.

Wish I was an Enzo-owning douche.
 

Lotheron

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Originally posted by: Acanthus
some douche will probably buy that hose for $800.

Actually I'm sure it'll get some exposure somewhere and go over 1 Billion.
 

ryan256

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Hmm... I'll bet its a piece from this wreck! The car was reportedly worth $1M! :Q
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Acanthus
some douche will probably buy that hose for $800.
some Enzo-owning douche.

Wish I was an Enzo-owning douche.
yeah instead you are just a douche! :D
 
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Whats to stop someone from simply putting any bit of 1" (or whatever) rubber hosing on eBay and saying its for a Ferrari? And your right someone will probably pay $500 for this when they could have got the same thing, anywhere else for $5
 

MrMaster

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The number on the hose should match up in a parts book.

Plus if it is for a ferrari it pobably is customized.
 

ryan256

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Some of the newer questions this guy has on the auction... OMG some of these are hilarious :laugh:

Q: If I bid and win the item, how much power will I gain with the Ferrari hose? Is this hose from a Ferrari Type S?
A: It depends where you insert the hose.

Q: Will owning this Ferrari hose help distract from a lack of hair? Will it also help compensate for other areas? That Enzyte stuff isn't doing a thing. Bob.
A: Bob, try GinkoViagra. It helps me figure out what the f@@k I was thinking when I listed this. It may grow hair.

Q: What is the diameter of the hose? I'm wondering if I can put it up someones nose. Thanks! Vinny Boberino
A: Yo, Vinny! Hope I'm not the target. Jersey or Brooklyn Boberino's?

Q: I have the original gas can used to refill Brittany Spear's Ferrari that ran out of gas near this same location on pch. Would you be willing to trade?
A: Did she sign it?
 

SearchMaster

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Necro alert - I was watching a show on Motor Trend TV today called Auto Biography where they discuss famous cars. This episode was about this Ferrari Enzo wrecked at 201mph by a Swedish mafia/businessman and when they discussed how "abuzz the Internet was", they showed this thread.
 
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Did they scan over the posts with douche in them?
 
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Necro alert - I was watching a show on Motor Trend TV today called Auto Biography where they discuss famous cars. This episode was about this Ferrari Enzo wrecked at 201mph by a Swedish mafia/businessman and when they discussed how "abuzz the Internet was", they showed this thread.
I saw that episode yesterday. I thought it was pretty interesting that Ferrari rebuilt the car and sold it to Jean Todt who was, at the time, chief executive of Scuderia Ferrari. It later sold at auction for $1.75M. The car is black now with red interior.
 

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