Heard this on the radio.....funny

[Zwingle]

Yesterday afternoon on my drive to work the local talk show here in DFW, Texas, the topic was masturbation. One lady called and said she could not believe how much men masturbated and said she that she had found 5 socks with "stains" in the toes rolled up under the bed where her husband had obviously tossed them after he used them. She then asked the host what she could do to make herself more attractive to her husband so he would not do this any longer. Without missing a beat the host told her "dress up like a sock" and then he finished with "and crawl under the bed". I almost lost control of my car I was laughing so hard. Anyway, I thought I would share that with all of you in hopes you would find it just as funny.

 

[Platypus]

Socks?

That sounds painful, yes?

 

[Zwingle]

Have you seen American Pie?

 

[Urinal Mint]

Was that Mikey on 97.1 or Jagger on 102.1?

 

[Zwingle]

Russ Martin on 105.......you're giving Jagger way to much credit he ain't that witty...I have never listened to Mikey.

 

[Urinal Mint]

Well, you said mornings, and Russ Martin is on during drive time. Howard Stern does mornings on 105.3

 

[Zwingle]

Sorry, I get my days mixed up......I just know I was driving....