Healing Time

[naruto1988]

so i got a papercut on my thumb, which sucks because i use my thumb a lot. anyone know any factors or ways to help my papercut heal faster? it seems at its current healing rate, it's not getting any better and i'm gonna have a permanent cut on my thumb

 

[Kibbo]

Lemon juice, lots of lemon juice.

 

[Heisenberg]

Band-aid?

 

[waggy]

oh man that sucks. BUT i hate to tell you this. you need to amputate.

 

[naruto1988]

i used a band-aid. meh, doesn't help much. i heard oxygen heals stuff faster.

 

[naruto1988]

so let's see...put lemon juice on a bandaid, then apply, then amputate if no progress. *nods*

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: naruto1988
so let's see...put lemon juice on a bandaid, then apply, then amputate if no progress. *nods*

yes.


IF when you put on the lemon juiced bandaid and it burns you NEED to aputate ASAP!

 

[HappyPuppy]

The only thing worse than a n00b is a fvckng n00b pussy. Grow some goddam balls, boy!

 

[KingNothing]

How long ago did you get the papercut?

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Kibbo
Lemon juice, lots of lemon juice.

Or vinegar. Works like a charm.

 

[Brutuskend]

Super Glue.

Works like a charm.
(puss)

 

[Toastedlightly]

You need to burn it shut. Turn a hotplate to full heat and hold your thumb on it for like 2 mins. Should be good as new.

 

[spanky]

neosporin (sp?) might help. try to lay off using the thumb for a day or two. i'm just guessing here tho.

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: Kibbo
Lemon juice, lots of lemon juice.

 

[Kibbo]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
The only thing worse than a n00b is a fvckng n00b pussy. Grow some goddam balls, boy!

That is sig worthy.