He woke, not even knowing what time it was. The data padd on which he had been enteri

[Rakehellion]

Nog and Jake walked together along the Promenade, sharing a companionable silence. Just days earlier, the two of them had agreed to try to be more sensitive to the vast cultural gulf that separated them. Maybe Ferengi and hew-mons arent so different after all.
None at all, Pakat said happily. They functioned perfectly.


^I just got a spam email that contained this exact text. No link, no attachment, nothing. How do you expect to make illicit funds without a call-to-action, huh? You gotta step your spam game up, dawg.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Embedded links/images/stuff in the email?

 

[Rakehellion]

Nope, not even.

 

[waffleironhead]

It's text to activate my sleeper cells across the world. Once they read it, they will carry out my plans for world domination. Sorry you got it, but I lost their contact info, so I.m just trying to broadcast it to everyone I can.

 

[IronWing]

Starbase Oklahoma!

Oh, the Ferengi and the Hewmon should be friends...

 

[Newell Steamer]

,.. so,.. uhm,.. what do you think of it??

::crosses fingers::

 

[skimple]

"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.”

Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

 

[skimple]

And furthermore:

"When the dead moose floated into view the famished crew cheered - this had to mean land! - but Captain Walgrove, flinty-eyed and clear headed thanks to the starvation cleanse in progress, gave fateful orders to remain on the original course and await the appearance of a second and confirming moose."

Elizabeth Dorfman

 

[Belegost]

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

 

[Rakehellion]

 

[T9D]

It makes you think of Deep Space Nine.

When you think of Deep space nine you think of a deep space and nine inches.

When you think of a deep space and nine inches you think porn.

hence it's a porn advertisement and the porn industry takes another step forward in world domination.

 

[Rakehellion]

Everything is a porn advertisement.

 

[ElFenix]

fnord




fnord

 

[BlitzPuppet]

I got one this weekend:

" test message.

The amount of fluid necessary to deice an aircraft depends on a wide variety of factors. Canadian border at Noyes Minnesota to Dallas, Texas.
Within three years, Faulkner's trading skills had improved enough that, author, Jack D. Chambered in 9mm Luger and ."

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

I got one this weekend:

" test message.

The amount of fluid necessary to deice an aircraft depends on a wide variety of factors. Canadian border at Noyes Minnesota to Dallas, Texas.
Within three years, Faulkner's trading skills had improved enough that, author, Jack D. Chambered in 9mm Luger and ."

Sounds like the gibberish the hybrids spew. Mix in a few references to the harbinger of death and it reads like the script.