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He puts the lotion on his skin to make it...slippery?

Golgatha

Golgatha

Lifer
So my three year old comes into the bathroom and declares that he has put some lotion on himself after his bath. This is a new thing, but I figure if he wants to lotion up, then there's nothing wrong with that. I'm a little concerned though because he is more slippery than lotioned up and began to get a little sticky. I ask him to show me the lotion he used and low and behold he's been rubbing KY liquid all over himself!

Just thought I'd share a bit of the joy of fatherhood with ATOT.
 
Peter: Hey I couldn't find any KY Jelly so I got Smuckers instead.

...

Brian: Hey my sandwich tastes funny. Is there something wrong with the Smuckers?
Peter: Yeah it's been on my crotch.
 
Originally posted by: sixone
Was it the warming liquid? 😛
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No, it was just the regular liquid. Thank goodness he didn't get into the warming "chewing gum" in the same drawer though.
 
...for some reason I thought this thread was going to be about

"IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"

"IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET, IT DOES THIS WHENEVER IT'S TOLD"
 
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