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HellRaiserandBeerDrinker

Senior member
Ear Loss
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A man lost both ears in an accident.
No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.
He heard of a very good one
in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him,
thought a while, and said, "yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his
surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether
it is a man's or a woman's."

"You're wrong, I hear everything,
but I don't understand a thing!



😀
 
Here's One For the Ladies 😛

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.
"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated.



























"We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews,
but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews!"



Edit: Most jokes are best if you include the punchline
 
Originally posted by: HellRaiserandBeerDrinker
Here's One For the Ladies 😛

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.
"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated.



























"We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews,
but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews!"



Edit: Most jokes are best if you include the punchline
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That is very funny. But are there Japanese Jews in China? That is the REAL question.
 
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