He filmed me doing something naughty and killed my dog

Eli

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What would you have rather them said? :confused:

Odd, but that's as PC as it gets.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: DomS
Really interesting

I searched "filmed me masturbating" and

" masturbating and dog" and got nothing
Ah, so you are the reason people can't Google "dog" without bringing up pictures of people masturbating.

 

RichardE

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: DomS
Really interesting

I searched "filmed me masturbating" and

" masturbating and dog" and got nothing
Ah, so you are the reason people can't Google "dog" without bringing up pictures of people masturbating.

That came out wrong...
 

ScottyB

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: DomS
Really interesting

I searched "filmed me masturbating" and

" masturbating and dog" and got nothing
Ah, so you are the reason people can't Google "dog" without bringing up pictures of people masturbating.

Well, I just searched for "dog" and didn't get one picture of someone masturbating. I think you made that story up.
 

Eli

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It almost sounds like he just kept on going while the dude was filming him, and as they parted ways, he gave the dog some mushrooms. :confused:
 

MovingTarget

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This story made failblog.org recently. Seriously, who just keeps it whipped out while some burglar shows up and starts filming?
 

RichardE

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Originally posted by: MovingTarget
This story made failblog.org recently. Seriously, who just keeps it whipped out while some burglar shows up and starts filming?

Is she cute? Did she say "keep going or I shoot?"

:p

Did you threaten to "shoot" back :Q
 

nerp

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Sift through a town/city's police logs every week and even this story is nothing that crazy.
 

thomsbrain

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The dog only died because it thought it was Jesus and jumped off the roof. That's what happens when you get naked and mess with camcorders, other men, and psychedelics. Your fucking dog commits accidental suicide. Every fucking time.