Having just used the bathroom...

[monk3y]

I believe someone needs to mass produce heated toilet seats.

 

[chrisrod01]

OMG LMAO^100000 You got to be kidding me is your tusshy cold ha

 

[monk3y]

Originally posted by: chrisrod01
OMG LMAO^100000 You got to be kidding me is your tusshy cold ha

It definitely was... I had to lower myself ever so slowly to avoid the pure shock of such a cold seat.

 

[2Xtreme21]

I hate when you have to wipe for 15 minutes because no matter how many sheets of toilet paper you go through it just doesn't seem to get everything.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Well they do. In fact probably half of Japan's toilets are comfortably heated.

 

[skyking]

Originally posted by: monk3y

Originally posted by: chrisrod01
OMG LMAO^100000 You got to be kidding me is your tusshy cold ha

It definitely was... I had to lower myself ever so slowly to avoid the pure shock of such a cold seat.

It inspires a quick performance. Try an outhouse in subfreezing temperatures. You KNOW when it's time to go, no indecision there

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: monk3y
I believe someone needs to mass produce heated toilet seats.

oh man i agree.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
I hate when you have to wipe for 15 minutes because no matter how many sheets of toilet paper you go through it just doesn't seem to get everything.

You have a "turtle." (a little piece of poop still poking its head out) Push harder and get all the poop out and you wont have this problem anymore.

Also, increased fiber stops this from being a problem. Eat more whole grains.

 

[bennylong]

Too late. The Japanese have been using heated toilet seats for years.

The chinese don't have to worry about cold toilet seats because they don't use toilet seats.

 

[Andyb23]

Originally posted by: monk3y

Originally posted by: chrisrod01
OMG LMAO^100000 You got to be kidding me is your tusshy cold ha

It definitely was... I had to lower myself ever so slowly to avoid the pure shock of such a cold seat.

You are in Florida you crybaby.

Try sitting on a toilet seat when its 17 degrees F outside

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
I hate when you have to wipe for 15 minutes because no matter how many sheets of toilet paper you go through it just doesn't seem to get everything.

You have a "turtle." (a little piece of poop still poking its head out) Push harder and get all the poop out and you wont have this problem anymore.

Also, increased fiber stops this from being a problem. Eat more whole grains.

Wow... the mental imagery from that one will scar you...

For me it's best when done like removing a band-aid. BLAMO! Yeah, the shock sucks, but at least it's over with quick.

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
I hate when you have to wipe for 15 minutes because no matter how many sheets of toilet paper you go through it just doesn't seem to get everything.

You have a "turtle." (a little piece of poop still poking its head out) Push harder and get all the poop out and you wont have this problem anymore.

Also, increased fiber stops this from being a problem. Eat more whole grains.

:laugh:

 

[her209]

Toliet vacuum hose FTW...

 

[maziwanka]

mark cuban is apparently bring those mechanized toilets from japan to the states

 

[radioouman]

Japan has heated seats. Oh soooo relaxing.

 

[Andyb23]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
mark cuban is apparently bring those mechanized toilets from japan to the states

Haha Mark Cuban is ridiculous

 

[SirStev0]

interesting ... very very interesting

 

[monk3y]

Originally posted by: radioouman
Japan has heated seats. Oh soooo relaxing.

I need to get me one of those...

 

[Squisher]

I don't know. I find something disconcerting when I sit down on the toilet and it's still warm.

 

[Kirby]

Has anyone seen the old Ren & Stimpy episode where they have a heated toilet seat? You press a button and a fat hairy guy suspended on ropes comes down and sits on the seat. "Ready in a minute." God I loved that show.