Having a bumble bee land in your lap while driving sucks....

[vi edit]

But bashing yourself in the crotch with your cell phone trying to kill it sucks worse.

Just FYI.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Luckily for you there wasn't much to damage in the crotch area

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
Luckily for you there wasn't much to damage in the crotch area

Yeh I know. Most of that is down by my knees.

 

[Adul]

lol

 

[GasX]

just fyi - open the window like it's no big deal and the problem is solved....

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
just fyi - open the window like it's no big deal and the problem is solved....

Uh, the window was open. That's how it go in there.

 

[Zrom999]

Bumble bees are nasty. Did it sting you more than once?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Mwilding
just fyi - open the window like it's no big deal and the problem is solved....

Uh, the window was open. That's how it go in there.

And how it would leave once it realized there was no pollen to be had...

 

From my experience, the big black fuzzy bumblebees aren't that stingy - it's the smaller, shiny striped yellow and black ones that are sting-happy. Ech, I hate getting stung.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Zrom999
Bumble bees are nasty. Did it sting you more than once?

Nope. Luckily (for me) I think it smacked the side mirror and bounced in. When he hit the mirror he stunned himself pretty good an wasn't in full functioning. Still scared the hell out of me seeing a bumble bee the size of a quarter land in my lap. I managed to sweep him onto the floor where a size 12 shoe promptly ended his short bumble bee life.

 

[chr6]

i once had a bird crap on me through my sunroof. what terrific aim that bird had..

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: jumpr
From my experience, the big black fuzzy bumblebees aren't that stingy - it's the smaller, shiny striped yellow and black ones that are sting-happy. Ech, I hate getting stung.

Yellow Jackets/Hornets?

Yeh those things have a serious bad attitude.

 

[Placer14]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Mwilding
just fyi - open the window like it's no big deal and the problem is solved....

Uh, the window was open. That's how it go in there.

And how it would leave once it realized there was no pollen to be had...

or WAS there pollen?!?!

 

[thebestMAX]

Getting hit by one on your forehead at 70 or so on a motorcycle isnt too pleasant either.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: thebestMAX
Getting hit by one on your forehead at 70 or so on a motorcycle isnt too pleasant either.

Doh!

One of my uncles got hit by a bird while on his bike. Cracked the glass in his helmet and damn near made him dump the bike. Good thing he had a helmet. That would have left a mark otherwise.

 

[RossMAN]

were you wearing shorts or pants?

 

[thebestMAX]

I can imagine. That little guy nearly knocked me off in a backward summersault

 

[zCypher]

Originally posted by: chr6
i once had a bird crap on me through my sunroof. what terrific aim that bird had..

I thought the original post was funny but this blows it away! LMAO! SUCKER!

 

[Alchemist99]

I had one go down my shirt as I was riding my motorcycle, it woke up about three miles later, I immediately pulled off the side of the road and started striping my clothes off. It must have been quite humorous to all the motorist passing by.
I think i got stung three or four times.

 

[cressida]

Originally posted by: chr6
i once had a bird crap on me through my sunroof. what terrific aim that bird had..

Not as bad as a friend I knew. We were at a tennis tournament and we were resting under some trees (it was his birthday as well) and he looked up and yawned and a bird crapped in his mouth. (Not a joke btw).

 

[geno]

But bashing yourself in the crotch with your cell phone trying to kill it sucks worse

A Nerf (tm) Crotch Bat will take care of that problem for ya.

 

[Dragnov]

Originally posted by: Synergy

Originally posted by: chr6
i once had a bird crap on me through my sunroof. what terrific aim that bird had..

Not as bad as a friend I knew. We were at a tennis tournament and we were resting under some trees (it was his birthday as well) and he looked up and yawned and a bird crapped in his mouth. (Not a joke btw).

Ah! HAHAHAHAHHAA.

 

[StormRider]

If we let the bee sting us down there, will it swell up and get bigger?

 

[GhettoFob]

Originally posted by: StormRider
If we let the bee sting us down there, will it swell up and get bigger?

:Q

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: StormRider
If we let the bee sting us down there, will it swell up and get bigger?

Yeah but it'd be unproportional