Haven't Had One Of These In A While....SIMPSONS QUOTES THREAD!

Josh

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You all know the drill; post your favorite Simpsons' quote or quotes if you are feeling good. I'll start off with a classic one that shows Bart's true intelligence.

Bart: Good morning, girls!
Sherry + Terry: Good morning, Bart!
Bart: Say... Who's up for a little cram session? I'll go first.
What was the name of the Pilgrims' boat?
Sherry: The Spirit of St. Louis.
Bart: [taking notes] And where'd they land?
Terry: Sunny Acapulco.
Bart: And why'd they leave England?
Sherry: Giant rats.
Bart: Cool! History's coming alive!
 

Josh

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<< Yes, it's been a whole WEEK since the last Simpsons quote thread! :p >>



That's a lot of time :)