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[Cuda1447]

so I was driving down the street, actually no my wife was. she stalled her car on a hill and some lunatic got pissed. i got out and told him to go fuck himself. he did. then we followed him to a parking lot so i could also beat his ass. i got out of the car and the lunatic attacked with me a fly swatter. he smacked me in the face, tickled my arm pits and even slapped my ass with it. after he realized it was ineffective he ran. i chased him around the parking lot 16 times before i caught him trying to get back into his car. apparently he forgot where he parked it. i knee him in the face 5 times and yes, i did count. then i punched him in the nose. all the blood made him slippery though and he got away. the cops could never find him. oh and did I mention I'm full of shit?


link to newspaper clipping

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[olds]

0 stars

 

[moshquerade]

-1/10

 

[Cuda1447]

aww come on olds/mosh no stars for the awesome link?

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
so I was driving down the street, actually no my wife was. she stalled her car on a hill and some lunatic got pissed. i got out and told him to go fuck himself. he did. then we followed him to a parking lot so i could also beat his ass. i got out of the car and the lunatic attacked with me a fly swatter. he smacked me in the face, tickled my arm pits and even slapped my ass with it. after he realized it was ineffective he ran. i chased him around the parking lot 16 times before i caught him trying to get back into his car. apparently he forgot where he parked it. i knee him in the face 5 times and yes, i did count. then i punched him in the nose. all the blood made him slippery though and he got away. the cops could never find him. oh and did I mention I'm full of shit?


link to newspaper clipping

Quoted for failure.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
aww come on olds/mosh no stars for the awesome link?

the link is what pushed it in the negative zone.

 

[SirStev0]

I love parody threads.

Let's get this shat started.

Let's not.

It's Sunday and I'm supposed to be resting.

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[TehMac]

LOL, hahaha, 9.2/10. That is awesome!

 

[GML3G0]

had potential... poorly executed. only got a light chuckle out of me... 3/10

 

[irishScott]

A properly executed Rick Roll has to be streamlined, efficient, and subtle. Had your paragraph sounded convincing and tied into the link, it could have been masterful. As it stands, it's just a pile of bullshit followed by a youtube link.

You have much to learn young grasshopper...