Have you noticed our faces are not symmetrical?

[StormRider]

Now imagine if Aliens invaded and conquered our world and these aliens are pretty anal when it comes to symmetry. Their favorite shape is the circle because it is the most symmetrical of all shapes. Now, since they are our rulers they will force us to have an operation to make our faces perfectly symmetrical.

Which side of your face would you choose to keep? And why?

 

[Bootprint]

The upper half?

 

[AntaresVI]

Left; the only difference in my face is that the left eye is a little bit more closed. I like it better.

 

[her209]

I'd keep my right hand.

 

[pulse8]

Is this the kind of stuff you use as pick-up lines?

 

[SWScorch]

my face is even less symmetrical than the norm; my mouth is crooked to the left due to my braces pulling my jaw out of socket. I guess I would choose the left side only because I have a mole on my right cheek.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: pulse8
Is this the kind of stuff you use as pick-up lines?

Who me?

 

[thirtythree]

I have a crooked smile. I don't know which side of my face I like better though ..

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

NEVAR I WILL NOT SUBMIT TO THE CIRCLE ALIENS.
Wouldn't that make them jerks? there for they would be Circle Jerks.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Maybe your face isn't symmetrical

 

[zsouthboy]

I'd have it completely removed, mines pretty ugly.

 

[DigDug]

my face is extremely symmetrical. I wish it was more uniqure, although symmetry is the backbone of "good looks".

 

[Dingleberries]

I would choose a perfect circle as my face. Something that sort of looks like this.....

 

[Deeko]

having a symmetrical face looks good

 

[freebee]

Katie Holmes has one side of her face that doesn't move, and she's still good looking.

 

[DigDug]

Katie holmes looks like a boy with long hair. That sorta "good looking" is so darn common it isn't really "good looking" anymore, is it?

 

[thomsbrain]

Have you noticed our faces are not symmetrical?

Symmetry = beauty in most studies. Babies react better to more symmetrical faces, too.

You've been hanging around too many ugly people.

 

[Azraele]

NEVAR I WILL NOT SUBMIT TO THE CIRCLE ALIENS.

For some reason that cracked me up.

 

[Atlantean]

who cares you weird fsck... that will never happen. What if some guy came to your house and threatened to turn you into a flying pig...

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Have you noticed our faces are not symmetrical?

Symmetry = beauty in most studies. Babies react better to more symmetrical faces, too.

You've been hanging around too many ugly people.

I was going to point out the same thing

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Atlantean
who cares you weird fsck... that will never happen. What if some guy came to your house and threatened to turn you into a flying pig...

He and Mr 12 Gauge would have a little conversation

 

[amnesiac]

Symmetrical face or not, you're still not getting laid. Get over it.

 

[Grey]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Now imagine if Aliens invaded and conquered our world and these aliens are pretty anal when it comes to symmetry. Their favorite shape is the circle because it is the most symmetrical of all shapes. Now, since they are our rulers they will force us to have an operation to make our faces perfectly symmetrical. Which side of your face would you choose to keep? And why?

Very interesting! Go to a bar and inform a women you like that she is indeed lopsided. I am sure the conversation will be a hit!

 

[StageLeft]

Very annoying yes - the left ear is lower than the right.