Have You Heard of the Prestigiousness of the "WAP"?

[s0me0nesmind1]

I was just recently made aware about the amazing philosophy of the great artists of one "Cardi B" and "Megan Thee Stallion".

They have recently introduced us all to an amazing new array of melodic words and phrases that everyone should take note of - and to reflect on how far we have come as a society. This will start a complete new era in hip-hop culture that I'm sure anyone can appreciate dating back to the days of 2PAC and Biggie.

Suffice it to say, I will be playing this amazing artistry in my car continuously until my 8 year old can sing it word for word.



I offer you these amazing poetic words. (NSFW: You have been warned)

Spoiler

[Intro: Cardi B, Al “T” McLaran & Megan Thee Stallion]
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, awesome dude, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)

[Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion]
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (Yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (Yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be (Huh)
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a awesome dude runnin' me (Pow, pow, pow)
Talk your shit, bite your lip (Yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (While you ride that dick)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang (Yeah)
He already made his mind up 'fore he came (Ayy, ah)
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass pussy (Ah, ah, ah)
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass pussy (Click, click, click)
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy (Mwah, mwah, mwah)
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet-ass pussy (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 3: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Look, I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker
Need a Henny drinker, need a weed smoker
Not a garter snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1 just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's goin' in dry and it's comin' out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (Yeah, ah)
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo

[Verse 4: Megan Thee Stallion]
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'
Put him on his knees, give him somethin' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin' (Ah)
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom-feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh

[Outro: Al “T” McLaran]
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house

 

[IronWing]

“Swipe your nose like a credit card” really makes the song.

 

[KMFJD]

that's a whole playlist full of 100 year old songs in the same vain, this is nothing new

same old song and dance....

 

[quikah]

Maybe you should stick to Cocomelon...

They could do with some lessons in subtlety certainly:
"Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry, Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."

Not my style, but meh.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

that's a whole playlist full of 100 year old songs in the same vain, this is nothing new

same old song and dance....

S-s-s-sure b-b-bud....... tooooootally equal on the comparison....

 

[MrSquished]

Little Ben Shapiro totally self-owned himself by critiquing this song. He stated that if women get that wet, his own wife (a doctor) would diagnose it as "bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis "

Clearly the air in the Shapiro bedroom is more of a desert dry heat than a moist rainforest.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Little Ben Shapiro totally self-owned himself by critiquing this song. He stated that if women get that wet, his own wife (a doctor) would diagnose it as "bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis "

Clearly the air in the Shapiro bedroom is more of a desert dry heat than a moist rainforest.

P&N is that way ----------->

 

[MrSquished]

P&N is that way ----------->

There have been enough politically tilted posts in the Corona OT thread and the adults in the room handled it fine; this post was quite mild compared to them. I don't think we need a whole thread just about one guys massive self-own via Twitter about a new track.

 

[IronWing]

P&N is that way ----------->

Posts lyrics he never would have known about if rightwing talking heads hadn't squawked about them, complains that folks mention rightwing talking head who squawked about them.

 

[NTMBK]

Did everyone just forget all about this? https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-...i-b-drug-rob-stripper-instagram-a8840916.html

 

[IronWing]

Did everyone just forget all about this?

One would have had to have known about this in order to forget about this.

 

[Greenman]

I liked the video, just watch it without sound.

 

[sandorski]

The Shapiro Memes are Choice.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Glad to see the rap scene still has what it takes to make old white men uncomfortable.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

 

[ch33zw1z]

Like many entertainers, she does and says things to draw attention, stay in the news, keep people talking about her. Controversy == money and fame. Seems to be working.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Glad to see the rap scene still has what it takes to make old white men uncomfortable.

Young white men too, it would seem.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Posts lyrics he never would have known about if rightwing talking heads hadn't squawked about them, complains that folks mention rightwing talking head who squawked about them.

I doubt the op even knew who she was before this.

 

[mikeymikec]

Something related I've been wondering lately:
I doubt that many people would argue that most modern-day pop is aimed at teens, the younger the better.

What I find weird though are the commonly borderline soft porn music videos (e.g. WAP): I'd bet a fair bit that most of the dancers in these videos if they were offered money to dance like that for a load of pubescent boys, they'd be creeped the hell out, even if it was behind one-way glass, yet for music videos no problem.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I came here to suggest Unifi but I don't think this is about wireless access points.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Something related I've been wondering lately:
I doubt that many people would argue that most modern-day pop is aimed at teens, the younger the better.

What I find weird though are the commonly borderline soft porn music videos (e.g. WAP). I'd bet a fair bit that most of the dancers in these videos if they were offered money to dance like that for a load of pubescent boys, they'd be creeped the hell out, even if it was behind one-way glass, yet for music videos no problem.

Heh, just imagine the genders reversed with young men in thongs sexualizing women eating their ass and stuff like this music video. Wonder how that would go for public support?

 

[mikeymikec]

Heh, just imagine the genders reversed with young men in thongs sexualizing women eating their ass and stuff like this music video. Wonder how that would go for public support?

I imagine it would cause similar outrage to videos like WAP TBH. It being taboo is all part of the appeal to the intended audience.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Heh, just imagine the genders reversed with young men in thongs sexualizing women eating their ass and stuff like this music video. Wonder how that would go for public support?

While not straight, this ground has been covered at least mildly in the LGBT scene for a few years.

 

[Iron Woode]

I was just recently made aware about the amazing philosophy of the great artists of one "Cardi B" and "Megan Thee Stallion".

They have recently introduced us all to an amazing new array of melodic words and phrases that everyone should take note of - and to reflect on how far we have come as a society. This will start a complete new era in hip-hop culture that I'm sure anyone can appreciate dating back to the days of 2PAC and Biggie.

Suffice it to say, I will be playing this amazing artistry in my car continuously until my 8 year old can sing it word for word.



I offer you these amazing poetic words. (NSFW: You have been warned)

Spoiler

[Intro: Cardi B, Al “T” McLaran & Megan Thee Stallion]
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, awesome dude, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)

[Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion]
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (Yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (Yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be (Huh)
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a awesome dude runnin' me (Pow, pow, pow)
Talk your shit, bite your lip (Yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (While you ride that dick)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang (Yeah)
He already made his mind up 'fore he came (Ayy, ah)
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass pussy (Ah, ah, ah)
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass pussy (Click, click, click)
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy (Mwah, mwah, mwah)
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet-ass pussy (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 3: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Look, I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker
Need a Henny drinker, need a weed smoker
Not a garter snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1 just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's goin' in dry and it's comin' out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (Yeah, ah)
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo

[Verse 4: Megan Thee Stallion]
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'
Put him on his knees, give him somethin' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin' (Ah)
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom-feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh

[Outro: Al “T” McLaran]
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house

and here I thought the song(?) Pound On My Muffin exemplified low class, trailer trash music.

I am not sure if the bar can get any lower.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

While not straight, this ground has been covered at least mildly in the LGBT scene for a few years.

Anything thats been accepted into the LGBT hall of fame is basically "off limits" from challenging or declaring it to be inappropriate due to our current political correctness climate - so I can see how that gets a quick approval stamp.

This is the same reason that pedophiles tried to "add" themselves to the growing LGBT acronym as a way for them to slyly attempt to become more accepted in society.

(MAP = Code-word for pedophile - "Minor attracted person")