Have you given anyone at work a nickname?

[3point14]

My boss likes to call me 'Would you get off of Anandtech and do some damn work!'

 

[BurnItDwn]

yea, but lots of the nicknames are out of laziness ... ie Jobi becomes Joe, Zakvan becomes Zack, Satbir becomes Sam, though we did have a bit of fun with nicknames for a while. When i worked overnights, the first 3 or 4 months there were 4 of us, and 3 of us were named Brian (though one guy spelled it Bryon, and the other guy spellled it Bryan). Bryon would get pissed if you called him Byron. Bryan earned the nickname of putz, because he was always the practical joker, and putzing around with stuff.

 

[Lounatik]

Got a loser at work who shows up late all of the time,too much drinking etc., and it costs us all extra work. I call him Drunkie McStumblefuck.


Peace

Lounatik

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: Lounatik
Got a loser at work who shows up late all of the time,too much drinking etc., and it costs us all extra work. I call him Drunkie McStumblefuck. Peace Lounatik

Similar think here, but without the drinking.

I call him the time bandit to his face, and the butt bandit behind his back.

 

[OpalFrost98GT]

Hairball

 

[EngenZerO]

My nick name for the past 7 years has been Ozzie

 

[alrocky]

Big white guy at work who has a passing resemblance to Alan Hale calls me Little Buddy so I call him Skipper.

 

[guapo337]

They call me Boom. I call them Boom.

 

[masul0100]

Besides the normal comparisons to Office Space names, we call one guy "Google" (he is a programmer)

 

[Shockwave]

D
Sprint Jim
Pookie
NTS or Big Nuts (Depends)

 

[compudog]

Quite a few actually...

The Blue Blur - This guy always wears blue uniform shirt and pants and dissapears in a blur when there is work to be done.
"Ritchie the Hut" - He will be as big as Jabba the Hut soon. Man can this guy eat! A full pack of hot dogs w/rolls for lunch!
Mojo - Because this guy lost his. He actually came to work one day and told everyone how he can't get it up anymore, due to medicine he's taking. The strangest thing is, he's doesn't care!! He hasn't done anything about it.
Bacon - This guy seeks out meat products, especially bacon, and will eat all he can. Actually wore a priest's collar to a church breakfast to get a free meal!

 

[d33pt]

The Beast..because he stank so much.. but he thought it was a good thing and liked his nickname

 

[olds]

We got a new guy that tries to look like a rapper. I call him Slim Shady. He doesn't seem to mind.

 

[blurredvision]

There is a lesbian that I work with in a small environment with around 8 other people total. It's a close knit shop, everyone works with each other. Well, this lesbian in question has a real bad attitude, is always rude to her co-workers, and is generally an unhappy person and unnice person to be around. Add to that, she is overweight, which doesn't make anything better.

A couple of new girls that started a month ago has started calling her "Queen Bee". Pretty clever .

 

[kenshorin]

There's this girl I work with who everyone calls Pinkie. She has to sneak at least a little of the color pink into her outfit somehow everyday.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Ornery
About 35 years ago, I called a guy Kitty, because his last name was Carlisle. At the time, there was a show called 'What's My Line' with a regular named Kitty Carlisle. To this day, he's still called Kitty!

Dang, you must be as old as me. I remember Kitty Carlisle.

 

[akodi]

my roommie she calls herself realistic but i think she's always really cynical so i call her a negative nancy (southpark)

 

[BillGates]

Eeyore, Willow, Junior, Hitler, Clown - and a few more - they're all meant in a bad way.

 

[Brutuskend]

Just Dickhead.

But he's gone now.

 

[silent tone]

sizzlechest, captain conservative

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Just Dickhead.

But he's gone now.

So your dickhead is gone?

:Q

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
While I was at Ft. Benning, we called this one guy "Walking Death". Not because he was fierce or badass or anything, but because I don't think I've ever seen someone get so horribly sick and still be able to function...

 

[oniq]

Theres this woman at work who has this .. thing.. below her stomach .. like a mound or something.. I call her marsupial