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Have you ever wondered...

What that red thing is in the middle of your olive?

It is a pimento, or a pimiento.

Pimientos are peppers from the family of the bell type, not like Jalapenos. They are sweet and useles for anything other than stuffing into olives.

Why is this? I don't know. I have never seen a pimiento in my local supermarket. Have you?

If I ever find a pimiento seed I am going to germinate it and grow some of my own. I want to know what one of them tastes like straight off the bush.

BTW, there is also another pimento that comes from the West Indies and grows on trees. This is not eh same delictable I am talking about. This is a berry/nut that is one of the components of Allspice.

Later.
 
have you ever wondered who that weird guy who NEFs on ATOT a lot is?

why . . . that's tha HP, HappyPuppy!
 
Lo these many years ago, my grandmother used to buy processed lunchmeat with pickle and pimento in it. I remember really liking it at the time, but now it sounds disgusting.

 
No, I've never seen that. I've never seen a neighbor drive his trash down to the street and then beat the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that.
 
Iv'e always wondered how many different ways you can put the 5 ships onto the battleship board. Hmm. I think I will figure that out now.

Lets assume a 10x10 square, as then we can do the math in our heads. let's start with the 2 piece battleship. There are 9 ways to put a 2 piece battleship in a 10 peg long row. ( assuming we do not "flip" it 180 degrees ) Since we are assuming we can only rotate the battle ship by 90 or 270 degrees, there are exactly 180 places to put that battleship. ( more like cruser baised on it's size 😉 ) The Equation for the places a battleship 2 pegs long in a "n" size grid is: (n-1) x (n+n) Example: (10-1) x (10+10) = 180 places. I actually drew a 20 x 20 grid, and checked it. This equation does work. Yay! bonus for Evadman! (I can draw squares, but only with a ruler. I probably should have done it in excel.

The same equation with a few modifications will work for the 3 peg battleship. in a 10 peg row, there are 8 ways to place it. so the equation would be (n-2) x (n + n ) or 160 ways. ( also assuming the 3 peg ship can not rotate 180 or 45 degrees ) So that would make the equation for just a 2 peg and 3 peg battleship: {( n - 1 ) x ( n + n )} x {( n - 2 ) x ( n - n )} 180 x 160 = 2880? Wrong. And here is why.

When you pick the places to place the 2 peg battle ship, ( assuming a 10 x 1 row ) you get different #'s of possable places to put the 3 peg battleship. If you place the 2 pegger ( that sounds funny does it not? ) at either end, you have 6 possable places to put the 3 peg ship. if you move the 2 peg ship in one peg, then you only have 5 places to put the 3 peg battleship. Move the 2 peg ship one more peg, and you get 4 possable places. for a 10 x 1 grid, the possable places to put the 3 peg ship, basided on the placement of the 2 peg ship would be: 6, 5, 4, 4, 5, 4, 4, 5, 6. That makes this a chaotic system. A little change can make a big impact on the board. For instance, if you place the 2 pegger so there are only 4 places for the 3 pegger to go, then there will be a proportionate amount of spaces missing for the 4 5 and 6 peg ships.

It is not even possable to "guestimate" the amount of permutations possable, as one little change will have a big effect on total # of permutations available for the other ships. It would actually be possable to change the # of permutations by aprox 20.9% ( 9/43 ) baised on the location of just the 2 peg ship. Arrg!

That would make the range for a 2 and 3 peg solution: ( here is some rambling math now 😉 )

6+5+4+4+5+4+4+5+6 = 43 / 9 = 4.7 repeating

4.7 average places for the 3 peg ship, when 2 peg ship is placed in same row as 3 peg ship which would be ( 9 x 4.7 ) x n ( number of rows x 2 ) so for a 10 x 10, that would be *846* if in same row.

But what about not same row? Here is some more rambling math. This is gonna be a big # , but it must be under the 2880 that we got before, because we now the placement of the 2 peg ship will affect the 3 peg ship placement options. I will break it down....

If the 3 peg ship, and the 2 peg ship are parallel, there will be 8 places to put the 3 peg ship in each of the 9 rows that the 2 peg ship is not in, and an average of 4.7 ways to place the ship in the same row as the 2 peg ship. so for a 10 x 10, assuming parallel only, we have 9 x 8 = 72 places to put that ship, plus the 4.7 average for the same row as the 2 peg ship = 76.7 places

If the 2 peg ship and 3 peg ship are not parallel, the math gets messy 😉

if in a corner, you will only remove about 5 places for the 3 peg ship to go.

Wow, that hurt my head.
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
I've always wondered how they got those little ships into the bottles 😕



I was tempted to say that they have some *amazing* lube that they use, and that you should ask Jerboy for more info about it, but he's not here to defend himself, and that would be kind of shitty, so I won't.
 
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