Thought this article was pretty interesting, I will type out the girls perspective first, then later on guy's. Hope it is not too much info for the forum.
Taken from New University newspaper.
Girls
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Whether youre making love? or having sex, girls experience a wide range of thought. If it?s good, she will just shut off her brain and bask in the intense pleasures and glories of sex. But for those who still don't know how to do the horizontal polka, here's what girls think.
First of all, yes guys, sorry to say this, but girls do look down. And girls do make a mental note of what they see. After fighting off the irresistible urge to giggle and think it looks cute (or for you lucky ones, to be in awe). Our first thought are of course, ?I wonder how good he is with that thing,?and?I wonder how long this going to last.?
When he's right there about to make his entrance, some of the things that cross our minds are: Is he wearing a condom? Please don't let it hut and (if you're still at that critical dating stage) is he going to call me back?
After guiding him to the right spot, because whether guy will admit it or not, if they can't see it, they can't quite find exactly where they're supposed to go.
If the sex sucks and we really aren't feeling it, we will constantly be thinking ?please let it be over already.? And yes, girls will fake it because if we fake like we're enjoying it, the hope is he will get turned on and can cum so it can all be over.
Plus if he gets off, we won't have to face the dreaded bj. Sucking on a guy's member is not like eating a Popsicle. It doesn't taste good and we don't like that kind of crème filling.
And please, keep your slime to yourself. We do not enjoy having your stuff squirt all over our bodies in a white sticky mess. It's natural yes, but aside from smelling and tasting gross it reminds us of snot.
Having our face in our guy's lap is not the only position we don't enjoy.
If guys are so horny, why shouldn't they do all or at least most of the work? Getting on top, straddling a guy and bouncing up and down is not our ideal way of engaging in sexual stimulation. We'd rather lay back and enjoy the ride.
However if you've got your rhythm going...and you are feeling the groove, you'll please her so much she sounds like cat in labor. So pay close attention to request of ?harder??right there. Like that? and ?aww yes baby keep going.?
When we're ultra turned on, we'll want the moment to last as long as possible.
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Guys
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When it comes to relationships, guys can generally only look forward to one thing ? sex. We?re unmotivated and lazy, and in all truthfulness on some level whether you?d like to admit or not , that?s all you really want. Our purpose in life is to eat, sleep and have sex. We are biologically designed to procreate, and that is why our bodies tell us it feels so damned good when we are getting some.
But when it comes down to actually doing it, what is going through our mind? Admit it ? we'd like to be selfish when it comes to sex.
?I wish she'd just give me a bj,?or,?Why can't she be on the top? Why do I have to do all the work?? Or even, ?Damn, is she done or what..??
Why do women think guys jack off so much? They should realize it's easier for a guy to sit in a chair for five minutes than it is for him to go out, date and get a willing girl into bed.
The bottom line is that bjs makes us happy. It feels really good. And you know what; women are selfish for not enjoying bjs. A relationship is based on some give and take. We give women flowers, cards and candy, the least we can and should expect back is a bj. Flowers, cards and candy will cost us a few bucks. A bj will cost you nothing.
We are not asking for very much here. And do try to swallow if you can. It may not be all protein and vitamins, but it is just a tablespoon's worth and it is not going to kill you. Give and take.
Contrary to popular belief, the female instrument is nothing like a flower. The penis is more lollipop than the vagina is a flower.
We can not lie about giving it to you guys. Sometimes it tastes bad. Sometimes it smells bad. Sometimes you get public hair in your mouth and you end up abruptly stopping your session while you choke in the corner and try to pull out curly hairs.
Oh yea, one last thing. Why do you girls like the missionary position? Sure it's romantic and you can see your partner, but there are many other position that enhances stimulation for both parties involved. If girls had more of an open mind, then maybe you would not complain as much.
Taken from New University newspaper.
Girls
----------
Whether youre making love? or having sex, girls experience a wide range of thought. If it?s good, she will just shut off her brain and bask in the intense pleasures and glories of sex. But for those who still don't know how to do the horizontal polka, here's what girls think.
First of all, yes guys, sorry to say this, but girls do look down. And girls do make a mental note of what they see. After fighting off the irresistible urge to giggle and think it looks cute (or for you lucky ones, to be in awe). Our first thought are of course, ?I wonder how good he is with that thing,?and?I wonder how long this going to last.?
When he's right there about to make his entrance, some of the things that cross our minds are: Is he wearing a condom? Please don't let it hut and (if you're still at that critical dating stage) is he going to call me back?
After guiding him to the right spot, because whether guy will admit it or not, if they can't see it, they can't quite find exactly where they're supposed to go.
If the sex sucks and we really aren't feeling it, we will constantly be thinking ?please let it be over already.? And yes, girls will fake it because if we fake like we're enjoying it, the hope is he will get turned on and can cum so it can all be over.
Plus if he gets off, we won't have to face the dreaded bj. Sucking on a guy's member is not like eating a Popsicle. It doesn't taste good and we don't like that kind of crème filling.
And please, keep your slime to yourself. We do not enjoy having your stuff squirt all over our bodies in a white sticky mess. It's natural yes, but aside from smelling and tasting gross it reminds us of snot.
Having our face in our guy's lap is not the only position we don't enjoy.
If guys are so horny, why shouldn't they do all or at least most of the work? Getting on top, straddling a guy and bouncing up and down is not our ideal way of engaging in sexual stimulation. We'd rather lay back and enjoy the ride.
However if you've got your rhythm going...and you are feeling the groove, you'll please her so much she sounds like cat in labor. So pay close attention to request of ?harder??right there. Like that? and ?aww yes baby keep going.?
When we're ultra turned on, we'll want the moment to last as long as possible.
-----
Guys
----
When it comes to relationships, guys can generally only look forward to one thing ? sex. We?re unmotivated and lazy, and in all truthfulness on some level whether you?d like to admit or not , that?s all you really want. Our purpose in life is to eat, sleep and have sex. We are biologically designed to procreate, and that is why our bodies tell us it feels so damned good when we are getting some.
But when it comes down to actually doing it, what is going through our mind? Admit it ? we'd like to be selfish when it comes to sex.
?I wish she'd just give me a bj,?or,?Why can't she be on the top? Why do I have to do all the work?? Or even, ?Damn, is she done or what..??
Why do women think guys jack off so much? They should realize it's easier for a guy to sit in a chair for five minutes than it is for him to go out, date and get a willing girl into bed.
The bottom line is that bjs makes us happy. It feels really good. And you know what; women are selfish for not enjoying bjs. A relationship is based on some give and take. We give women flowers, cards and candy, the least we can and should expect back is a bj. Flowers, cards and candy will cost us a few bucks. A bj will cost you nothing.
We are not asking for very much here. And do try to swallow if you can. It may not be all protein and vitamins, but it is just a tablespoon's worth and it is not going to kill you. Give and take.
Contrary to popular belief, the female instrument is nothing like a flower. The penis is more lollipop than the vagina is a flower.
We can not lie about giving it to you guys. Sometimes it tastes bad. Sometimes it smells bad. Sometimes you get public hair in your mouth and you end up abruptly stopping your session while you choke in the corner and try to pull out curly hairs.
Oh yea, one last thing. Why do you girls like the missionary position? Sure it's romantic and you can see your partner, but there are many other position that enhances stimulation for both parties involved. If girls had more of an open mind, then maybe you would not complain as much.
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