Have you ever wondered about UFOs?

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Universal Farting Objects?

Yes they have their own music station now. There truly is a brown note. (a bunch of them) :laugh:

"IF FARTS WERE MADE OUT OF
SUPERBALL STUFF"

VERSE
Farts are so fragile, they're fashioned from gas.
So why must we squeeze just to help them to pass?
Yet, farts are so strong once they break in the air.
They're a sure fire way for a room to get cleared.

CHORUS
But if farts were made out of Superball stuff,
They'd bounce right back, when they fell from your butt.
They'd keep their scent, so the smell would be rough,
...If farts were made out of Superball stuff.

VERSE
Farts are so friendly. They follow your tail.
Although you can't see them, they leave quite a trail.
Farts aren't colored. They're so hard to find,
and so fun to light when they leave your behind!

CHORUS

BRIDGE
Just imagine the free, tiny toys they would be!
In my pockets, I'd keep 'em to throw at your feet...
CHORUS