Originally posted by: Brutuskend
well?
So you're taking vital survey data??? I must agree, it does sound crucial!
What if it was only half-old, half-new with a plastic skylight...the remodeled outhouse?
Does a stuccoed heated outhouse count - no, wait, you specify wooden. Sorry there.
Now how should we report the "emergency makeshift" outhouses...you know, bushes, corners out behind warehouses & rusty railroad cars, places like that ? Oughtta count for something since they're "out"side.
And, shouldn't the rickety old wooden ones be out"sheds?" After all, you
live in a house, and nobody'd want to claim "squatter's" rights to just any old outhouse.
Just asking cause I know it's important to get this report right! Yes sir!!! eee!
I'll just have to hunt down my outhouse usage log for ya. It's a long one!
And speaking of "outhouse" & "use," warning, "excessive use may result in unsatisfactory conditions!!!"
If I dig a cat-hole with my boot heel off the mountain trail, well that's
outside, right? And it serves the same function too, so that qualifies for the "out" part. Now we just need the "house" part, or excuse me, make that "shed." Shouldn't be too hard to slap something together that we can wrangle a 2nd mortgage refi on. Maybe a little twig-teepee pee pee over the cat-hole.
I'm confident this essential data you've requested will be most useful to you in your mission, mysterious though that is, even though you forgot to ask about what we saw in there. Wouldn't that be important for you to find out? Who are we mere pipsqueaks to wonder about
Brutuskend's "business" ....