have you ever told anyone your girlfriend is dead, to avoid talking about a breakup?

[gopunk]

have you guys heard this "my girlfriend is dead" song? i used to do the EXACT same thing! hehe... i used to be like "oh yea.. she got mauled to death by a bear". here are lyrics in case you have no clue what i'm talking about:

I once had a girlfriend
but then one day she dumped me
and everywhere I'd go people would ask me
where she was.
I don't wanna talk about her
someone always asks about her
so I tell them all
"My girlfriend's dead"

I say it's lukemia
or sometimes bulimia
Or a great big truck ran her over
and chopped off her head



haha this is too cool... i thought i was the only one

 

[spanky]

would this be the lesbian?

 

[bigrash]

hahaha.. I never heard about it but it sounds funny. i can definelty relate

 

[Rallispec]

<< haha this is too cool... i thought i was the only one >>


i think you are.

 

[gopunk]

<< would this be the lesbian? >>



lol, no the one that got drunk and did stuff with a girl. i think she's still straight.. she's dating a guy... or i think he's a guy...

 

[Daniel]

You broke your hand?

 

[ElFenix]

yeah ok. thats a... song?

 

[gopunk]

<< yeah ok. thats a... song? >>



a damn good one at that! it's catchy

there's more to it, i just didnt' feel like posting the whole song

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<<

<< would this be the lesbian? >>



lol, no the one that got drunk and did stuff with a girl. i think she's still straight.. she's dating a guy... or i think he's a guy... >>

Lezbos always look like guys, so you never know.

nik

 

[Aceman]

That wopuldn't have worked with the sisters I dated, gopunk.

 

[Hooligan]

That's the Vandals, is it not?

 

[gopunk]

<< That's the Vandals, is it not? >>



yup! whoops, i thought i mentioned that earlier.

 

[Thegonagle]

Was it written by Dennilfloss?

EDIT: Oh, the Vandals.

 

[Hooligan]

GO VANDALS, they're an AWESOME band. Oh, I was just wondering because I don't remember if the song was by them or not.