Have you ever stroked your own...

[brainhulk]

ego?

Apparently management keeps data on every employee about how much work they do, it is not public info. My coworker came upon this knowledgeable during a private meeting.

It turns out I do the most work by a wide margin. I am particularly excited about this news because there are some that think all I do is surf the Internet all night. They are always trying to get me to do more tasks and help with side projects.

F@€k That.

I shouldn't be penalized because I am the most efficient, right?

Now I am having my own shirt made proclaiming me the #1 employee as a reminder to everyone to stop trying to give me more work.

Would you have done the same? Make a poster maybe? Screen saver on everyone's desktop?

 

[Red Squirrel]

You should get a custom "employee of the year" trophy made. Box it up and ship it to yourself at work so people can see you open it.

 

[Squisher]

You should get a custom "employee of the year" trophy made. Box it up and ship it to yourself at work so people can see you open it.

You've done this before, I see.

 

[Red Squirrel]

You've done this before, I see.

No, I've actually gotten a real award though.

 

[NesuD]

No, I've actually gotten a real award though.

I stayed at a holiday inn express once.

 

[jimbob200521]

Clearly the best solution is to throw yourself a surprise party to celebrate.