Have you ever received gross/disgusting bills

Night Blade

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So I go with my wife shopping today, grabbing groceries & stuff and decided to buy a couple coffees before we head home. So we hit the local Tim Hortons & I pay with a $20 bill, get 3 $5 bills back, as soon as I touced the bills I knew something was weird, there all moist & dirty, put them in my wallet & immediatally go to the can to throughly clean my hands, friggin made me sick touching those things.

Now, about 5 hours later I notice these small bumps on my thumb & index finger on both hands? Running all the way from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my index finger.

WTF?! Now i'm starting to get worried, what or who had these bills & WTH did they have? Anyone heard of small bumps just showing up out of nowhere?

Anyways, apart from me dying of some weird money disease, have you ever come across bills that just grossed you out?
 

Rogue

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Bills came from a strip club probably. Smell them and tell us what they smell like! :D
 

Saint Nick

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money in general is usually pretty dirty. i remember my mom yelling at me long ago about how I shouldn't put quarters in my mouth :laugh: but i've always thought most of the bills i receive back from change are kind of gross.
 

PingSpike

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Yeah, cash is probably about the filthiest thing people touch regularly without thinking about it. Your average $5 bill could have been in some drug dealers place, a hooker's ass, a hobos underwear...who the fvck knows?

The scariest thing is, at McDonalds...do you ever see them wash their hands in between handling your money and your food? I sure don't.