Have you ever punched someone the fsck out?

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Broohaha

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Before I die I want to punch some mother-effer out by having my fist connect square with his face, hearing his orbital bone crunch and his jaw shatter and seeing his teeth tear apart and his blood splatter as he goes hurtling to the ground......


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But I probably wont have that chance so if youv'e done it can you tell me what it feels like?

I've added a poll just for kicks.
 
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Spoooon

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I got in a fight once at a party where I was punching a guy while a girl I knew was choking him. I was pretty wasted, so I have no idea how hard I was hitting him. I kneed him in the face a couple times too, before I pulled that girl off and we all took off.

My knuckles were sore the next day, so that might mean I did some damage.
 
Hayabusa Rider

Hayabusa Rider

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Well, this is interesting. Indeed, yes though it has been a while. The results while superficially satisfying can produce unwanted side effects, like being arrested, stabbed or shot.
 
chocobaR

chocobaR

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I'm a pacifist. Violence sucks.
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flxnimprtmscl

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Yes. Quite a few people actually. Not recently though. When you stop partying these things stop happening for the most part :p
 
Freejack2

Freejack2

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Why bother, life is too short to worry about looking over your back all the time.
 
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Orsorum

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I've never had to punch anyone, thankfully. I've chased down a few people and almost gotten assaulted myself.
 
Siddhartha

Siddhartha

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Originally posted by: Broohaha
Before I die I want to punch some mother-effer out by having my fist connect square with his face, hearing his orbital bone crunch and his jaw shatter and seeing his teeth tear apart and his blood splatter as he goes hurtling to the ground......


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But I probably wont have that chance so if youv'e done it can you tell me what it feels like?

I've added a poll just for kicks.
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Have you considered trying therapy?
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

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Nope, I'm a big wuss when it comes to physical confrontation. I'd rather avoid it at all costs.
 
freakflag

freakflag

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Originally posted by: Broohaha
Before I die I want to punch some mother-effer out by having my fist connect square with his face, hearing his orbital bone crunch and his jaw shatter and seeing his teeth tear apart and his blood splatter as he goes hurtling to the ground......


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But I probably wont have that chance so if youv'e done it can you tell me what it feels like?

I've added a poll just for kicks.
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I think I want to punch YOU now. But I can't, so I posted a "1" to your user rating in your profile!

How does THAT feel, pal????

(hehe, not really....UNLESS YOU FVCK WITH ME AGAIN!!!!! Then it's ON!!!!!)
 
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LAUST

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usually the asshat lookin for trouble is the one to get his $h!t punched the fsck out
 
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Broohaha

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Originally posted by: freakflag
Originally posted by: Broohaha Before I die I want to punch some mother-effer out by having my fist connect square with his face, hearing his orbital bone crunch and his jaw shatter and seeing his teeth tear apart and his blood splatter as he goes hurtling to the ground...... ........ But I probably wont have that chance so if youv'e done it can you tell me what it feels like? I've added a poll just for kicks.
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I think I want to punch YOU now. But I can't, so I posted a "1" to your user rating in your profile! How does THAT feel, pal???? (hehe, not really....UNLESS YOU FVCK WITH ME AGAIN!!!!! Then it's ON!!!!!)
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BASTARD!! C'MERE AND LEMME PUNCH JOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Gyrene

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No, but I've kicked alot of people out. Back when I did competition Tae Kwon Do (ITF, none of that pussified WTF crap), I KOed about 25 people, gave 5 people serious concussions, 3 people medium concussions, broke 1 persons neck, and had 4 people forfeit because they were afraid. I also broke someone's nose, someone's jaw, and dislocated someone's shoulder. I'm a insane madman (I don't always remember my fights, it's kinda like I have two people living inside of me) in the ring, and if you piss me off, but other than that I'm a nice, easy going, advocator of peace. Really, I promise, I'm a nice guy. ;)
 
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LAUST

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Originally posted by: Broohaha
did you really give me a 1 :( dammit, i'd finally broken 3.0
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positive thread = positive rating

negative thread = ____________ ..... fill her in ;)

Positive thread on AToT I have noticed gets best results from a "babe thread" with many good clean pics with few or no pop-ups ;) *hint hint*

 
freakflag

freakflag

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Originally posted by: Broohaha
wow ten minutes ago i had a 2.96 and 33 votes

now i have 2.81 and 45. thanks guy! :D
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Wow, the AT effect works just as well internally as it does when somebody posts a link to some babe pics!

It's hard to stop a landslide after the first pebble falls.

Sorry dude. :D
 
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