Have you ever had to answer your door wearing just a towel?

PsychoAndy

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Well, it finally happened. My friends showed up unannounced while i was in the shower. They had the courtesy to ring the doorbell 15 times in 3 seconds and bang on the door while screaming like raving lunatics.

"Who is it?"
"Its us. Open the door"
"Dude, I'm wearing a towel..."
"Its alright, we're all men here"

That has got to be one of the weirdest expereinces ever IMHO.

-PAB
 

Geekbabe

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oh yeah,I answer my door half naked all the time !!!

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lol,be serious !
 

apoppin

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"15 times in 3 seconds"??? I told you a million times, don't exaggerate.

:D

And NO, I never HAD to answer the door wearing just a towel . . . I have a pair of swim trunks by the front door just for that purpose.


;)

 

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Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Well, it finally happened. My friends showed up unannounced while i was in the shower. They had the courtesy to ring the doorbell 15 times in 3 seconds and bang on the door while screaming like raving lunatics.

"Who is it?"
"Its us. Open the door"
"Dude, I'm wearing a towel..."
"Its alright, we're all men here"

That has got to be one of the weirdest expereinces ever IMHO.

-PAB

i wouldnt do that, maybe if they were woman.

 

apoppin

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Originally posted by: NightFlyerGTI
I have a pair of swim trunks by the front door just for that purpose. ;)

Ha! :D

"Who is it?"
"Its us. Open the door"
"Dude, I'm wearing a towel..."
"Its alright, we're all men here"
HOLD ON A SECOND <----Proper response (. . . slips into trunks and pulls on Tshirt).

 

Platypus

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Apr 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: apoppin
Originally posted by: NightFlyerGTI
I have a pair of swim trunks by the front door just for that purpose. ;)

Ha! :D

"Who is it?"
"Its us. Open the door"
"Dude, I'm wearing a towel..."
"Its alright, we're all men here"
HOLD ON A SECOND <----Proper response (. . . slips into trunks and pulls on Tshirt).

*Door swings open with apoppin half crouched over trying to pull shorts up*
 

glen

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Just walk out of the shower and open the door naked.
I have done this before and it is truely priceless.
 

apoppin

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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: apoppin
Originally posted by: NightFlyerGTI
I have a pair of swim trunks by the front door just for that purpose. ;)

Ha! :D

"Who is it?"
"Its us. Open the door"
"Dude, I'm wearing a towel..."
"Its alright, we're all men here"
HOLD ON A SECOND <----Proper response (. . . slips into trunks and pulls on Tshirt).

*Door swings open with apoppin half crouched over trying to pull shorts up*

How? My door is LOCKED. I have to open it. It's not the police we're talking about.

 

SyahM

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Oh, what a coincidence. I had the same experience today except my was with Charter Cable Technician. I was in the john and the guy's knocking on the door frantically. Wearing only towel I answer the door and let him in for his business larr, which is checking the frequency of my cable ... yeah, it was weird.
 

HiTek21

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the UPS guy was knocking at the door and i was still asleep in my boxers and under shirt. I answered the door pulling my pants up and telling him to wait.
 

Sluggo

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Originally posted by: glen
Just walk out of the shower and open the door naked.
I have done this before and it is truely priceless.

And of course the first words out of your mouth have to be "This better be pretty fvcking important."
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Originally posted by: Bobomatic
no. why didnt you just not answer?

It could have been important! Like....

The power went out at walmart and theres free ice cream!

-PAB

Whohoo! Totaly worth it then. somehow I am guessing that did not happen though, or you would be talking about that, not about answering the door wearing a towel. :D

 

JimmyEatWorld

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pull a John Cleese in a Fish called Wanda....just grab a picture frame to cover up your johnson....
ladies, find a portrait or something