Have you ever had one of those perfect days?

[yo2tup]

06:00 Alarm.
06:15 Blowjob.
06:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
07:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
07:30 Limo arrives.
07:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
08:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
09:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
09:45 Play front nine, finish 2 under par.
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
14:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
14:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
16:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
17:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Playmate of your choice.
19:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Clinton resigns.
19:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New York Strip.
21:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cuban cigar.
22:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
23:00 Massage and jacuzzi.
23:45 Go to bed.
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
23:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.

 

[BiggieN]

nope...if i did, i wouldn't be here anymore.

 

[urbantechie]

Tears of joy....

 

[Pretender]

Yes, today as a matter of fact. I'm in the jacuzzi right now with my waterproof laptop.

 

[Soybomb]

Man on 15 minutes for the bj's. Doesn't sound like a perfect day to me, could have done better there hehe.

 

[yo2tup]

 

[loup garou]

Ah! You found my schedule! I've been looking for that everywhere...I'll send my housegirl to pick it up tomorrow.

 

[focusyn]

been there, done that...

 

[geno]

<< Watch the dog leave the room. >>


ROFL....oh man that one killed it! LOL

 

[Cosmic_Horror]

what, just 2 blowjobs and a hour worth of sex in the evening?????

 

[pdo]

and then I wake

 

[yo2tup]

*sigh* :frown:

 

[prodigy]

Yeah, sounds pretty close to perfect to me.

 

[Valhalla1]

lol.. funny sh!t.

'cept on the perfect day, no way in hell I'm waking up at 6am

 

[VAP0R]

mine would be

01:00pm Playmate of my choice wakes me up, bathes me and dresses me.
01:30pm Playmate calls her Playboy bunnies from Mansion to come over to my house while she gives me a blowjob.
02:00pm Gigantic Group Sex.
08:00pm More Sex.
11:00pm Break from Sex.
11:01pm More Sex.
02:00am Playmates give me blowjobs goodbye.
03:00am Sleep.