We plugged the toilets in elementary so many times they almost had to hire a plumber
There was this really wierd urinal thing...4 urinals with 1 big tank for them near the top of the ceiling.
Funniest was getting up there and jamming one of the bars to make it keep overflowing.
Janitor's really worked for their money
How many went to a school where the urinal is a big trough? I didn't, but a neighboring school did and basically everyone (if it's crowded, it's the only urinal) crowds around and pisses into this big tub with slowly flowing water.
And at that moment, you feel like the biggest dork.
Anyone else have the case of the flooded urinal? We had this in elementary often, dunno wwhat the problem was... but it was like a test!... who could fill it up the most.. without overflowing. I remember it overflew onto my shoes onetime.. boy did that suck.
ROFLMAO i remember the time... when i was in 1st or 2nd grade.. we had this WILD idea, to see how many kids can piss in one toilet @ the same time!!! (needless to say our plan went sour.. everyone pissed on eachother.. we fit damn near 8 kids in that little stall Te-hehe..
This thread is both repulsive and attractive at the same time. I can't help but read these stories!
Shudder's "pissing in the heater" story reminded me of a buddy of mine that would stand on those big outdoor A/C fans (the kind that blow "up" and would take a leak down on it...and watch it shoot staight up and sometimes (much to our delight) back on him! Needless to say he stopped once that happened...but it was quite funny to see.
In college I used to slip shaving cream bombs in on people taking a dump... they would be thinking... 'what the hell is that?' they Kaplow! Shaving cream all over the place...
Shaving cream bomb necessities...
A small bottle (preferably glass) with a tight fitting snap on lid.
1-2 alka-seltzer tablets.
1/8 cup of water.
In small bottle (I used an excedrin aspirin bottle, made of glass), put your water on the bottom, fill the remaining bottle with shaving cream, and place your alka-seltzer tablet on top of the shaving cream. Snap the lid on.
To activate, shake the bottle, the water will trigger the alka-seltzer, and a $hitload of gas pressure will build up. Slide it quickly under stall door of guy taking a dump. Run. After loud bang, make yourself scarce cause someone most likely will be wanting to kick your ass.
Surprisingly, even though there isnt that much shaving cream in the bottle, it goes *everywhere*... I think it is because of the alka-seltzer foaming action.
Warning: If you had a real good seal on the bottle (thats why I recommend glass), the lid of the bottle comes off doing about mach-3. Dont aim it at anyone directly.
I think the force holding the cap onto the bottle is much less then the force of the individual molecules holding on to each other. Which is why when gas builds up in a soda bottle, they warn you about the cap flying off, not the bottle spontaneously combusting.