Have you ever committed suicide?

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Well...he pissed me off....waiiiit...is it still suicide when it's someone else?
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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no, besides, I seem to wake up everytime just before I die...
 

hevnsnt

Lifer
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Originally posted by: jumpr
If so, why? What pushed you over the edge?

Sorry for the DP, but it was fvcking John who pushed moe off the edge.. That bastard.
 

DaveSimmons

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Aug 12, 2001
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Sure, I take my special sleepy-time pillow to the hospital geriatric ward every weekend, the new residents are always surprised to see me.
 

Trader05

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Mar 1, 2000
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haha, this thread definitly needs a poll.

I'd consider committing suicide if i got herpes and the hiv.
 

brikis98

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goddamn it. i've been reading funny posts for AT all day and have been muffling my laughter.

this damn post finally made me burst. not a good thing to do in a cubicle.

well done :D
 

HumblePie

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This is from beyond the grave... "I was murdered I tell you, that suicide note is a fake!"