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have you ever been shatted on by a bird?

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twice for me. both were when i was young.

once was when i was riding my bike going under some trees.

the other was during recess in a wide open area. i guess he was doing his business mid flight.
 
yes.

it wasn't a direct hit or anything, but I was driving around with my arm out my window and a bird clipped my forearm.
 
DesiPower said:
where at? guessing from "recess", UK or India?

Happened to me quiet a few time back when I was in India
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What do you call it? Growing up in Minnesota we always called it recess. And there was a Disney cartoon called "Recess," and there are numerous other references to the term in American media.
 
SHIT!

It's shit, not shatted. "Have you ever been shit on . . ." Shatted is not a word in the English language.

dude, i'm from the USA.
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Then learn the damn language!
 
A couple of times. Once was about 10 years ago, I was headed to a friend's house with the driver window all the way down. I took a sharp curve pretty fast, which rocked the car over enough to where some bird shit plopped right onto my shoulder. It was a one-in-a-million shot. Couldn't get mad at that.
 
Apologies, didn't know it was called recess in US, never heard it, I didnt go to high school here so have no idea but outside of that never heard that term in any conversation.
 
Yes, several times.

Most recently by a squadron of Pelicans while I was ocean kayaking near Monterey.

Oh, and it's shit not shatted 🙂
 
Twice, once when I was about 18 sitting on the deck drinking a beer and got it square in the middle of my naked chest from a robin. Walked over to the hose and washed off, then continued enjoying the sun and my brew.

Second time was about a year ago when I was getting into my truck at work. A seagull that had been sitting on the street lamp pole above me, took off and covered me with shit. I used the towell I keep in behind the seats to wipe the worst of it off and then went home for a shower.

Seahawks have deadly aim, and can drop what seems like a pint of shit.
 
Yes, once by a blind cardinal that I was holding at the wildlife center I volunteered for. Then again just last week.
 
Of course. Thankfully never by a goose though.

Just last weekend on a camping/fishing trip. Look up, got shatted on my face.
 
BlahBlahYouToo said:
no cursing in thread titles. learn the forum rules?
k thx bai.
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Fail lie. There are plenty of other terms you could have used, like "pooped", that are words that actually exist in the English language.

You fail. Then you lie about your failure. You are one reeking mound of guano. You have recurrent wet dreams about Bristol Palin sitting on your face, don't you? 😛
 
Perknose said:
Fail lie. There are plenty of other terms you could have used, like "pooped", that are words that actually exist in the English language.

You fail. Then you lie about your failure. You are one reeking mound of guano. You have recurrent wet dreams about Bristol Palin sitting on your face, don't you? 😛
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I shat in your general direction!
 
Perknose said:
Fail lie. There are plenty of other terms you could have used, like "pooped", that are words that actually exist in the English language.

You fail. Then you lie about your failure. You are one reeking mound of guano. You have recurrent wet dreams about Bristol Palin sitting on your face, don't you? 😛
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I have to chirp in here, the word "shat" is a very common one in the UK, it's more slang than anything but being "shat" on is what most people around here (under the age of 30) would say when having a bird shit on them. That being said "shatted" makes no sense.
 
Two times, I was honored by a crow and a pigeon.


EDIT: I don't quite recall, but there was a Parakeet involved too..it was probably on my bro.
 
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