Have you ever been kicked in the nuts?

[Mixolydian]

Well?

If so, describe the experience in detail.

 

[nickbits]

Not recently and I don't remember the last time I did. I do recall that after my vascetomy, it felt like I was kicked in the balls for a week.

 

[Rakehellion]

No. I don't get into fights with drunk, angry women.

 

[wabbitslayer]

yes, one time by a goat



EDIT: oh, wait, it said "kicked in the nuts"...i read that "K" as an "L"....never mind

 

[Scotteq]

I earned it

 

[DrPizza]

There was a bridge, one lane was closed, the other lane was open. There were barrels with flashing orange light in the closed lane. They were redoing the bridge, one lane at a time. Those barrels were sitting on rebar. The bridge wasn't wide enough for them to put a concrete barrier between the good lane and the construction lane; just a lot of 10mph signs (or whatever the speed was), etc. It was dusk, I was on my 10-speed. And there was just enough room next to those barrels in the missing lane for a bike rider staying to the right side of the lane.

Funny thing about rebar - the way it's criss-crossed, it easily stops the wheels of a 10-speed from passing through. But, those holes are big enough for feet to go through.

 

[OCGuy]

Boomer should have a story or two about his being stepped on.

Personally, I get a kick in the huevos every time I look at my sportsbook account history from 2012/2013. I just got nauseous again typing this. :/

 

[manimal]

Got hit in groin at a tournament about 15 years ago. I knew I had about 3 seconds till I couldnt move so I hit him with a backfist to the temple. He went down before me. Doctor though I had a fracture but scans turned out ok. Was bad but kicking the groin will piss someone off something fierce.

 

[JManInPhoenix]

I was laying on the sofa last week when my dog jumped up on me and landed with full force on my boys.

 

[waggy]

yeah a few times actually. I think most boys here will admit to falling on the bar on a bike..

in hapkido i got kicked in the nuts during sparing. got hit in the nuts during a baseball game by a ground ball that took a weird hop..

I was wrestling around with my kids. my daughter jumped and landed with her knee square in the family jewels..

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Yeah, but I was hit with a soccer ball. It was extremely painful as I was hit full force.

 

[norseamd]

hapkido

waggy does hapkieo?

how is it?

have you tried aikido? how would they compare?

 

[SearchMaster]

I have dogs and kids so my no-no square gets invaded to some extent probably weekly.

However only once that I can remember seriously. I was ~14 or 15 and we were playing sharks and minnows in the deep end of the pool. I went to get one of the minnows and got kicked hard in the nuts while about 10 feet underwater. Everything went black for a second but I was able to get to the surface without passing out.

 

[waggy]

waggy does hapkieo?

how is it?

have you tried aikido? how would they compare?

never tried aikido. I enjoyed hapkido though.

 

[DrPizza]

I did take a hell of a kick to the groin in Tae kwon do. Thankfully I was wearing a cup. Lifted me off my feet. As I rolled on the ground, clutching myself, our teacher was making the other kid do a lot of knuckle pushups.

 

[boomhower]

Never been kicked but I played catcher in baseball and took my fair share of nut shots, cups don't do a whole hell of a lot.

 

[EliteRetard]

You guys need more practice.

Just like taking mace to the face.

 

[Platypus]

Never been kicked but I played catcher in baseball and took my fair share of nut shots

:whiste:

 

[Ruptga]

I don't think it's possible to grow up male and not get racked at least once. I've been hit but I can't remember ever being on the ground over it. Either I've forgotten or I've been lucky enough to only get glancing hits.

 

[Murloc]

never a kick but I felt it in some other ways, I don't remember right now though.

 

[mikeford]

Kneed in the junk during a school fight, made me very mad, did not slow me down.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?

 

[Paratus]

The worst is the few seconds you have before the pain hits. You just know had bad it's going to be. And then it's worse.

 

[Superself]

yeah a few times actually. I think most boys here will admit to falling on the bar on a bike..

in hapkido i got kicked in the nuts during sparing. got hit in the nuts during a baseball game by a ground ball that took a weird hop..

I was wrestling around with my kids. my daughter jumped and landed with her knee square in the family jewels..

+1 for my daughter doing something similar

 

[mmntech]

Never been kicked in the nuts. Somehow every every rogue object or angry person seems to aim for my face.