I assumed this was a neck^%#$ thread as soon as I saw it.
I'd take that as a BAD thing OP ...
I moved to a fancy apartment tower four weeks ago, and just finished unpacking.
New construction, stainless-steel appliances, high ceilings, hardwood laminate floors, that new-apartment (lack of) smell. I even have a bit of a lake view.
How much is rent / mortgage?